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2009 Consumer Electronics ShowRocketboom shares some footage from the Consumer Electronics Show backed up by funky music. Attendance was way down this year but the gadgets still looked as cool and innovative as ever. You can see a list of some of the hottest gadgets from CES 2009 here. Posted on January 12, 2009 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Apple is being sued for patent infringement over the way music is distributed from iTunes to customers' iPods. Atlanta-based ZapMedia Services Inc. sued Apple in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas, accusing the Cupertino-based company of violating two ZapMedia patents. ZapMedia wants royalties on Apple's sales of iPods and iTunes music, which reached nearly $11 billion last year. The success of iTunes has helped make Apple the No. 2 music retailer in the U.S. behind Wal-Mart Stores Inc., according to market researcher NPD Group.Well, this is certainly interesting. If ZapMedia's claims are true, look for a settlement offer from Apple. Posted on March 12, 2008 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Microsoft Product to Monitor Workers Through Their Computers Microsoft has filed a patent for a system which would allow employers to monitor employees' physical states through their computers or laptops. Microsoft is developing Big Brother-style software capable of remotely monitoring a worker's productivity, physical wellbeing and competence. The Times has seen a patent application filed by the company for a computer system that links workers to their computers via wireless sensors that measure their metabolism. The system would allow managers to monitor employees' performance by measuring their heart rate, body temperature, movement, facial expression and blood pressure. Unions said they fear that employees could be dismissed on the basis of a computer's assessment of their physiological state.This is the most obnoxious, appalling invention from Microsoft yet. The privacy implications alone are mind-boggling. And if the economy slides into recession and the unemployment rate keeps rising, future workers will have no choice to submit to such intrusive monitoring if they want a job. Posted on January 16, 2008 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Best Buy has created a series of very funny videos starring teen actor and recording artist Drake Bell, star of the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh. Drake has been hired to translate teenspeak for their parents. In this video he tries to teach a teenager the fine art of negotiating for Christmas presents. Posted on December 11, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Chinese Couple Wants to Name Their Kid @ A Chinese couple wants to name their new baby "@". A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@," claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday. The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words. "The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means 'love him'," the father explained, according to the deputy chief of the State Language Commission Li Yuming.The Chinese government has to approve all baby names. Can you imagine if the U.S. government had to approve all baby names? The Minister of Baby Names -- what a great position. All day long, you'd just tell people why they aren't allowed to name their kids things that will result in them getting the crap beat out of them in elementary school. Posted on September 6, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Daily Mail reports that the village of Exton in England had to put up special signs warning drivers to ignore their satellite navigation systems (satnav). The directions provided by the satnav were sending drivers of large cars and trucks on roads in Exton that narrow to just 6 feet wide. The result was very frustrated drivers and continued damage to Exton's "hedgerows and verges." Owing to a fault in the electronic information system, many drivers are sent through the Hampshire hamlet only to find the lane narrows to 6ft and they get stuck.The article says the situation has greatly improved since the signs telling people to ignore the satnav system were installed. Posted on May 12, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Ten Most Common Passwords PC Magazine reports that the top ten passwords used are: 1. passwordHmmm...guess we'll have to change all those "monkey" and "letmein" passwords we set this past weekend. Posted on April 30, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Microsoft Clippy is No More Microsoft Clippy has died. According to Engadget and ChipChick the animated paperclip will not be helping (or annoying) Microsoft Office users in any future editions. Office 97 was the last edition of Microsoft Office containing Clippy.
We suspected something was brewing when the iconic figure started donning a 3D skirt in Japan, but a brief interview with Office's group program manager revealed that the clip is indeed dead. While it had been fading for awhile due to an apparent lack of mass fanfare, and was even turned off by default in Office 2003, it seems that Clippy fans will be forced to stick with now-antiquated versions of the Office suite in order to keep their darling on screen. But don't fret too much, as the countdown until someone crafts a freeware app re-instilling a Clippy rendition into Office begins... now.AppScout has interviewed Microsoft Office's Group Program Manager Jensen Harris about Clippy's demise. Harris says there have not been many complaints about the death of Clippy. Have you received any negative feedback about Clippy's death?No complaints? Where's the outrage? Well, maybe ten years is a pretty good lifespan for a virtual paperclip. It also may not be the end. Engadget has warned Clippy will probably return in some future user generated application and there's a good chance someone will find a way to incorporate Clippy into a YouTube video. Posted on February 19, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Treehugger is discussing this bizarre bike-like means of transportation.
Drop your prejudices and hesitations for a second, and give Curtis DeForest some credit for thinking outside the box. DeForest recognizes that major drawbacks of the modern bicycle include the exposure of the rider to accidents and the limited speeds which the average cyclist can maintain. The conventional bike places the weight of the rider above the wheels' spinning axis, an inherently unstable situation (as any cyclist forced to stop fast well knows). Also, conventional bikes use only leg-power, carrying the upper torso as dead weight. And did someone mention saddle-sores? HyperBike solves all those problems. And there is more to come, as this creative inventor's vision will get a boost from the NASA funded Space Alliance Technology Outreach Program in the development of the next model.TreeHugger says the inventor of the bike compares riding the bike to swimming. The website for the bike says it is as fast as a car -- too bad there isn't a video available of that. We'd love to see one of these Hyperbikes keeping up with highway traffic. One problem is that it is too big to store in a garage and at 200 pounds it is pretty heavy. Gizmodo says the bike is too hideous for them to ride. EcoGeek points to another website for the Hyperbike. There is a video on this site that shows the Hyperbike moving but only at slow speeds. Posted on January 30, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Teens Prefer to be Chipped
A recent British poll reveals that teens would prefer to pay for purchases using a chip embedded under their skin.
Some customers are willing to have microchip implants as a means of paying in stores, a report out today says. Teenagers are more open to the idea of having a high-tech shopping experience, the Tomorrow's Shopping World report suggests. Around 8 per cent of 13 to 19-year-olds were open to the idea of microchip implants while 16 per cent wanted trolleys to be fitted with SatNav systems.These teens really need to read more cyberpunk. Because these things always start out innocuously enough with a chip under the skin, then the next thing you know you're part of the Collective. Resistance is Futile. Posted on October 11, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Is the iPod Doomed? The Guardian asks: is the iPod doomed? In an article entitled "Why the iPod is losing its cool" The Guardian predicts that the iPod will go the way of the videocassette player and the Sony walkman, mostly because everyone has one, therefore they have ceased to be cool. The iPod, the digital music player beloved of everyone from Coldplay's Chris Martin to President George Bush, is in danger of losing its sheen. Sales are declining at an unprecedented rate. Industry experts talk of a 'backlash' and of the iPod 'wilting away before our eyes'. Most disastrously, Apple's signature pocket device with white earphones may simply have become too common to be cool.We don't think that the fact that everyone has one means the iPod is doomed. The problem facing Apple is the growing number of people who are mad about the battery life and the fact that it can't simply be replaced at a reasonable cost. The other complaint we hear most often is the iTunes proprietary system which won't allow Windows users to download iTunes songs to a non-iPod digital player without going through some real technical gymnastics. We're fond of the iPod nano for jogging and working out: but it needs to hold more than 4GB. We like the fact that's it's a flash player with no moving parts and it never skips. But there is a lot of competition on the horizon: Microsoft's Zune and Samsung's K5 (with built-in loudspeakers). We're not buying any new iPod products until we see what Jobs says at the conference and until we see what Apple introduces for the holiday season. Posted on September 11, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Hackers Crack the RFID Code Hackers have managed to hack into the RFID chips that the U.S. government is putting into passports. The hackers' goal was to show the incredible security vulnerability of the emerging -- and very popular -- technology that embeds a computer chip wrapped with tiny radio antennae into everything from food products to passports. High-tech passports touted as advances in national security can be spied on remotely and their identifying radio signals cloned, computers hackers were shown at a conference. Radio frequency identification technology, referred to as RFID, used in cash cards and passports, can be copied, blocked or imitated, said Melanie Rieback, a privacy researcher at Vrije University in the Netherlands. Rieback demonstrated a device she and colleagues at Vrije built to hijack the RFID signals that manufacturers have touted as unreadable by anything other than proprietary scanners. "I spend most of my time making the RFID industry's life miserable," the doctorate student told AFP. "I am not anti-RFID. It has the potential to make people's lives easier, but it needs to be used responsibly."We're not big fans of the current RFID technology. Kudos to Rieback for continuing to point out the serious security flaws of this technology. Posted on August 7, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Microsoft Bob Makes Worst Tech Products List A hideous Microsoft software package called Microsoft Bob has made PC World's list of the 25 worst tech products of all time. Microsoft Bob was rated as the 7th worst tech product.
No list of the worst of the worst would be complete without Windows' idiot cousin, Bob. Designed as a "social" interface for Windows 3.1, Bob featured a living room filled with clickable objects, and a series of cartoon "helpers" like Chaos the Cat and Scuzz the Rat that walked you through a small suite of applications. Fortunately, Bob was soon buried in the avalanche of hype surrounding Windows 95, though some of the cartoons lived on to annoy users of Microsoft Office and Windows XP (Clippy the animated paper clip, anyone?).We are glad that we never had to deal with Microsoft Bob. Trying to turn off Clippy and other animated Office helpers was annoying enough over years. We will admit that with the more recent versions Clippy properly goes into hiding when ordered. Posted on June 28, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Google, Microsoft And the Spreadsheet Google and Microsoft announced that they have teamed up to make entering spreadsheets a web-based application. Google Inc. is going back to the future by reinventing the spreadsheet as a Web-based application, seeking a simpler on-ramp for consumers to input data into databases, the company said on Monday.It's so easy. You just enter all your personal medical, tax and financial information into an Excel spreadsheet and upload it to the Web. What could possibly go wrong? Posted on June 5, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Martha Stewart Starting Social Networking Site: MySpace.com Terrified Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia announced is diving into the online social network business: the company is starting social networking site like MySpace.com, but aimed at adult women. The network would appeal to women aged 25 to 45, and allow members to share photographs, scrapbooks, recipes and similar projects with each other and home design experts, said the company's chief executive, Susan Lyne.It's an interesting project. The real question is whether soccer moms have time to add 1,000 people as friends, upload videos of their day and list all their favorite bands. MySpace.com is reportedly terrified of this new competitive threat which the blogosphere has already named "MarthaSpace." Posted on May 25, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Joining The Compact and Opting Out of Consumerism USA Today reports on a growing trend where people join The Compact. Despite its name, The Compact does not involve pagan rituals or anything like that. People who sign up pledge to live simpler lives and to opt out of consumerism. The goal is only to buy food, toiletries and prescription drugs. No Manolos, no iPods, no Frappucinos. Nothing frivolous. It began as a simple, or simply terrifying, pledge taken by a small group of friends feeling overwhelmed by all the things in their lives. Over a potluck dinner two years ago, they made a pact: Buy nothing new except food, medicine and toiletries for six months. The effort lasted a year before falling victim to the demands of modern life. But the commercial craziness of the Christmas season brought the group back together a few months ago.We were going to join The Compact and take a pledge to opt out of our materialistic, hedonistic lifestyle, but fortunately we were distracted by this amazing shoe sale at Nordstrom's before we could do something we might regret a few minutes later. Posted on March 23, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Emotion-Sensing Computer Feels Your Pain The Discovery Channel reports that scientists are working on a computer that uses emotion-sensing technology to notice when you are feeling frustrated. The computer can then respond with soothing music or apologies. Wouldn't it be great if your computer could recognize when you're frustrated with it and adjust itself to calm you down? Emotion-sensing technology could someday allow a computer to do just that.Imagine you've been slaving away for hours on an important report for work when suddenly the computer crashes. You reboot and panickly search for the report but can't find it anywhere. The computer realizes that you are angry and frustrated so it turns on some calm music and says, "I'm so sorry." Will that really make you feel any better? Posted on February 16, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Bathrooms: the New Offices The Wall Street Journal reports that bathrooms are the new offices. Apparently, so many Type-A people now work from home that they can't bear to be away from their computers or other tech gadgets even when they take a moment to step into the bathroom. Designers are stepping up to the plate and ensuring that Type A workers never have to miss a call -- even while they're engaged in personal hygiene activities. With a BlackBerry, two mobile phones, three office computers and wireless Internet for his car, Greg Shenkman is never far from his work. But recently the CEO of San Francisco-based Exigen Group eked out more productivity by wiring the final frontier: his bathroom. When Mr. Shenkman answers the speaker-phone in his shower, the water automatically shuts off. He can open the front door for deliveries while shaving. He's also put the finishing touches on a waterproof computer that will let him answer emails from his sauna. "I took Gates a little too literally," he says. "The flow of information never stops."Newsflash: if you dropped your BlackBerry into the toilet, it's time to buy a new BlackBerry. Posted on February 8, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Brain Spa Head Massager Here's a nice new product to relieve some of that stress: the Brain Spa Head Massager from Gadget Universe. Here's the ad copy:
This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe your problems away. It’s like thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp. Simply place our Brain Spa Head Massager on your head and feel the tension miraculously leave your body. Suitable for any age, this massager stimulates blood circulation and helps to relieve stress. Use it at your desk at work. You can use it on your morning commute in traffic. Use it while relaxing at home in front of the TV after a long day. Its rechargeable battery makes it totally portable and easy to use anytime and anywhere. It’s like a Spa for your brain and your soul.Oh, please. We watch Alias. This is exactly the kind of thing that Sloane would give you for your birthday -- then every time you used it, your brain would be sucked dry of all valuable intel. (Hat tip to Gadgetizer.) Posted on January 17, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | iTunes and Privacy Issues The BBC reports on the iTunes controversy: bloggers discovered that a feature on iTunes was tracking user information without disclosing the info to users. The row arose following the update to the iTunes software released by Apple on 10 January. The new version includes a MiniStore feature that recommends tracks to buy similar to those a user is listening to. MiniStore looks for similar tracks when a user clicks on a tune in a playlist. It even makes recommendations about songs that were not bought via the hugely popular online music store. iTunes sends data about the song selected in your library to the iTunes Music Store to provide relevant recommendations. When the MiniStore is hidden, this data is not sent to the iTunes Music Store.The bottom line is that every service that recommends personalized products to you is tracking your preferences. We have no problem with that so long as everything is disclosed to the customer: otherwise, Amazon.com would have trouble recommending cool new books and CDs to us. But the problem arises when the company does something else with the information it has collected: like sell it to a third party. And that we do have a problem with. Posted on January 16, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | MIT Scientists Create Robot Snail
Scientists are making progress on the ultimate goal of having a robot match for every creature on Earth. The latest invention comes from scientists at MIT. It is the robosnail, a robotic gastropod that can climbs walls and stick to the ceiling. The scientists tried to make the robot snail as realistic as possible. A Nature article says the scientists even recreated snail slime trails using Laponite.
The team tested out their snail on a tilting platform, covered with a 1.5-millimetre-thick layer of slime made from Laponite, a type of clay that forms a clear, sticky gel when mixed with water.Slime made from Laponite with "just the right stickiness"? Well if there is goo or slime involved then the commercial possibilities are endless. Just turn the Laponite slime purple and Nickelodeon will order a few thousand robosnails and kids at home will probably want one too. (Via Robots.net) Posted on December 14, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Give the Gift of the Remote Control Toilet MSNBC reports
on a hot new gift idea for the home: the remote control toilet.
For a mere $5,000, the Neorest toilet from Japanese company Toto automatically lifts its lid when you approach it, and automatically flushes and lowers the lid upon completion. (We can hear wives and girlfriends applauding everywhere.)Last we checked, you could pick up the toilet on Ebay for a mere $2,987, although that price could rise as the bidding gets fast and furious. Question: what happens if the remote control unit malfunctions? Or if the "cleaning" function goes awry? We're just asking. Posted on December 12, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Don't Look Down Now here's a new tourist attraction for the adrenaline junkie in you: the Grand Canyon is about to get it's first
glass-bottomed viewing platform.
An American Indian tribe with land along the Grand Canyon is planning to build a glass-bottomed walkway that will jut out 70 feet from the canyon's edge. The horseshoe-shaped skywalk, expected to open in January, is part of the Hualapai Tribe's $40 million effort to turn 1,000 acres of reservation land into a tourist destination that will also feature an Indian village and Western-themed town.Still seeking an insurer? That's so weird...why in the world would any insurer be wary of insuring a glass platform hanging off the side of the Grand Canyon? What could possibly happen? Posted on August 29, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Jerk-O-Meter is Live The researchers at MIT are at it again: this time, they've developed a Jerk-O-Meter which measures the attentiveness of whoever you're talking to on the phone. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are developing software for cell phones that would analyze speech patterns and voice tones to rate people — on a scale of 0 to 100% — on how engaged they are in a conversation.It would probably be terribly unkind of us to point out that socially adept people don't actually need algorithms to tell them when someone is being a jerk. And besides, we love a good argument. Posted on August 24, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Female Androids Hit Japan
The BBC reports that Japanese scientists are once again leaving the U.S. in the dust with their cool robot research. The new female android is the most human-looking robot ever invented. Her name is Repliee Q1, which isn't the catchiest name we've ever heard, but hey, they're scientists, not writers. Repliee has skin made of flexible silicone, as well as sensors and motors to allow her to turn and react like a human.
She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe. Professor Hiroshi Ishiguru of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human. Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies. She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.Except for those giant gorilla hands, she looks pretty human to us. We're reminded of that Star Trek original series episode where Kirk and the Enterprise crew found a brilliant scientist on another planet who turned out to have been Leonardo da Vinci and a bunch of other Earth geniuses. He built the perfect female android too, but she didn't love him. We hope things go better for Professor Ishiguru. Posted on July 28, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Harry Potter and the Special Effects Complexion
If only Dumbledore could do something about teenage acne. Harry Potter film stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson are growing up, which means good news and bad news for the films' producers. The good news? They are growing up attractive, thank heavens. The bad news? Here comes the acne, which is exacerbated by long hours under hot lights with heavy makeup. Luckily, the special effects guys are here to save the day.
The special-effects wizards working on the Harry Potter movies made something disappear: the stars' pimples. The teenage actors are plagued by the bane of many adolescents, according to IrelandonLine, which quotes a source as saying, "We have had to employ a special effects man to go through every frame clearing up their complexions."Digital alteration is becoming more and more common: remember all that retouching of Drew Barrymore's bum in Charlie's Angels? Sounds like a growth industry to us. Posted on July 27, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Alarm Clock that Runs Away
There may soon be an alternative for those of you who abuse the snooze button on your alarm clock. An alarm clock called Clocky won't stand for any repetitive hitting of the the snooze button. Instead, Clocky will run away and hide making noise as it goes.
Clocky is an alarm clock that runs and hides when you presse the snooze. The alarm sounds, you press the snooze, and he will roll off of the beside table, fall to the floor, and wheel away, bumping mindlessly into objects until he eventually finds a spot to rest. When the alarm sounds again, the sleeper must awaken to search for Clocky. Clocky is programmed to find new resting spots everyday, creating a hide- and-seek game with the offending over-sleeper. Clocky alarm clocks were designed to reinterpret the common alarm clock into something that is not stressful and obnoxious but playful, meaningful, and a better fit between humans and technology. Clocky is patent pending.You will have to be patient if you want your own Clocky. Clocky was a research project by MIT student Gauri Nanda. The project received lots of web coverage and recently appeared on Good Morning America. An explanation of the science behind the unusual alarm clock can be found here. The project now has a new website at Clocky.net that says "patent pending" so there appears to be a commericial version of Clocky is in the works. Posted on June 27, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Robotic Super Suit
Japan just won't stop with the robot revolution. Now they've invented
a robot suit
that makes humans stronger.
"Humans may be able to mutate into supermen in the near future," said Yoshiyuki Sankai, professor and engineer at Tsukuba University who led the project.Note to the Robot Marketing Department: In the demonstration photo, a young, apparently healthy young guy is using the robot super-suit to lift a girl who couldn't possibly weigh more than 100 lbs., soaking wet. Perhaps it would be more impressive if the photo showed a 90 year old man lifting a car, or maybe even a sumo wrestler. Now that would be impressive. Posted on June 13, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Singing Park Benches A new art project in England is placing seemingly intelligent bins and benches in a public area in The Junction at Cambridge University. The benches and trash bins, which are solar-powered, appear to move around, sing, avoid bad weather and head for the shade if they get too hot. Bins and benches will be free to roam independently within the piazza. The Bins and benches are solar powered but, to passers-by, they will look like ordinary metal bins and standard wooden park benches. Each bench will drift slowly around the square and all bins and benches are equipped with sensors to detect the presence of objects in their immediate vicinity, coming to a complete halt when any object is closer than two meters. To guard against loss by theft, Bins and Benches have tilt alarms fitted and global positioning technology inside. Occasionally, when the weather is good, small clusters will gather and sing a harmony with the bins joining in with their sweet soprano voices.The creators of the exhibit claim to have created the singing and dancing benches to give people some entertainment during the day. One might ask: who really wants to chase after a park bench? Posted on June 12, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | High Def TV: A Movie Star's Nightmare?
About 18 million people in the U.S. have High Definition TVs. Although most major shows are filmed in Hi Def, most Americans aren't really seeing what's there: wrinkles, acne scars and much worse are all now horrifically visible on the super-huge screens, which magnify every pore, scar and wrinkle. And that's got onscreen talent and makeup artists very, very worried.
"I'm seeing people in a whole new way," says Phillip Swann, president of OnHD.TV, an online magazine. "If somebody's aging or if they've got any old acne damage, it just jumps out at you. They've got no chance." The editors of OnHD.TV examined several dozen stars and compiled a list of heartthrobs who (they claim) wither under the unblinking gaze of high-def, including Cameron Diaz ("littered with unfortunate pockmarks"), Jewel (whose makeup "looks like it was done by Ringling Brothers") and Bill Maher ("scary"). I've seen the effect myself: when I recently watched a high-def close-up of Bradley Whitford -- a handsome star of The West Wing -- a normally insignificant mark on his forehead suddenly stood out like a third eye. I couldn't stop staring.So what does this mean? Some makeup artists are working on makeup that works with hi-def, but people who look stunning with no makeup will do best: anyone under 18 will flawless skin will look just fine. But there are a few stars who are said to actually look better in hi-def: Anna Kournikova, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones "glow like supernovas." And Vogel tells The New York Times that "in high-def, Halle Berry's skin is so beautiful and flawless, she's almost a genetic freak." What a lovely compliment. Posted on June 11, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Lindsay Lohan and the Computer Generated Plastic Surgery The Times takes a break from reporting on world affairs to
make fun of uptight American movie-goers who apparently were highly offended by the generous size of Lindsay Lohan's bustline at the screenings of Herbie Fully Loaded. The answer: digital plastic surgery.
Lohan, 18, had finished work on the fourth sequel to the 1968 film The Love Bug, about a sentient Volkswagen Beetle, when reports from test screenings indicated that some parents felt she came across as somewhat sensual for a family-oriented film. Disney technicians went though scenes showing the actress jumping up and down at a motor racing track and altered them with a computer program — reducing her bust by up to two cup sizes and raising the necklines on her T-shirts. Lohan is said to have been amused by what technicians call her "digital boob job." "I don’t know how Renée Zellweger kept swelling and shrinking for Bridget Jones: it’s no fun," she said recently. "Bring on the computer guys."Don't you just love the British newspapers? "Loose bosomry" indeed.... Posted on June 10, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Advertisers Hope Neuromarketing Answers Their Dreams Wired reports that scientists are scanning the brain to find more effective ways to influence your purchasing decisions: Scientists are scanning brain activity in the hopes of catching sight of the physical mechanisms that determine whether you prefer Coke over Pepsi.Oh Wow!! We consumers sure hope that's what the advertisers will soon be able to do! Please tap right into our primal neural centers so that we go into a psychotic induced state just to get the "right kind" of deodorant or paper towels! We want to knock other consumers out of the way as we rampage towards the cereal section desperate for a box of corn flakes. We don't want to make our own decisions any more! Please advertisers help us decide what to buy by tapping right into our cerebral cortex. Posted on June 6, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Robot Doctors Are Here
Apparently, England is miles ahead of the U.S. when it comes to technology and robots. And don't even get us started about Japan. Reuters reports that robot nurses named nicknamed "Sister Mary" and "Doctor Robbie" started work at a London hospital today.
The pair allow doctors to visually examine and communicate with patients, whether they are in another part of the hospital or even another part of the world.After a trial period, some egghead will tabulate the results to see if the patients liked the robots and if they worked well or not. No word on how many patients required psychiatric treatment due to trauma sustained from waking in a hospital bed, only to find a robot "doctor" treating them, causing delusions of time travel to the future. Posted on May 19, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Earn Your Way to Being a Couch Potato Health experts in Britain think that British children are way too fat and watch too much TV. But one enterprising grad student thinks he has the solution. A special insole called Square-eyes that fits inside a child's shoe and tracks his exercise activity. This recorded activity can then be exchanged for sedentary hours watching the telly. It's a simple concept: you run, you get to lounge in front of the TV. One button on the shoe -- the brainchild of a student at west London's Brunel University -- records the amount of steps taken by the child over the day. Another transmits this information to a base station connected to the TV. It calculates the time earned and once it runs out, the TV automatically switches itself off.This sounds like it will work great -- until kids figure out how to hack the insole. So how far will little Sally or Tommy be willing to run in order to earn some good couch potato time? The shoe is not on the market yet, so parents will have to wait a bit longer before they can make kids "run for TV." Posted on May 18, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | The Replicators Are Coming The Independent reports on the invention of
robots that can reproduce themselves:
It has been the dream -- and nightmare -- of science fiction writers for decades. Now a team of engineers has conjured up a robot that can reproduce itself.Oh, no! We've seen this before...on Stargate SG-1. This article is talking about those horrible Replicators that took over Stargate Command, eating all the technology in site and replicating like crazy! They're unstoppable! They've wiped out entire civilizations! Why can't they invent something useful for a change? They need to put a woman in charge of this kind of research, clearly. I just want Rosie, the Robot Maid from The Jetsons. Now she was a robot worth having. And she didn't have any evil plans for world domination. As far as we know, anyway. Posted on May 13, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | |
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