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K-Fed Launches His Own Search EngineTired of using Google or MSN or Yahoo to search? You're in luck. Britney Spears' soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline has launched his own search engine. Gizmodo explains: If Google isn't sleazy enough for you, perhaps you'd like to try Searching with Kevin. Federline, that is. Yes, the guy who somehow escaped his marriage with Britney Spears looking like the sane one now has his own branded search engine that offers you chances to win prizes (going to Kevin's birthday party, OMG!) every time you search. There's even a Search with Kevin toolbar you can install, always keeping Kevin's famous research skills at your fingertips. Surprisingly, you can search for things other than porn, bling, and rhyming dictionaries, which seems to go against the whole spirit of the affair.Actually, we still don't understand this at all. But we do know that you won't want to miss out on this exciting opportunity to Search With Kevin. After all, who could resist a search engine which has as its motto "Play With Fire" (in Ye Olde English Font, no less)? Posted on March 19, 2007 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Kevin Federline is going to make his film debut in a Shakespearian street hip hop movie. The wannabe rapper is expanding his repertoire into acting and it may upset his missus BRITNEY, whose own foray into movies didn't go down too well. Kev will appear in Caught On Tape written and directed by Stickey Fingaz. Ray actor Bokeem Woodbine, Cedric teh Entertainer and Vivica A. Fox star alongside K-Fed.K-Fed and Shakespeare: those are two names that should never be uttered in the same sentence. The horror of this upcoming film is just too much for us to contemplate. Posted on October 24, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | K-Fed Bans Male Dancers From Britney's Videos Kevin Federline has
forbidden wife Britney Spears from using male backup dancers in the videos for her comeback album.
Britney Spears has been banned by husband Kevin Federline from having male dancers in her new video. Britney - who has just given birth to the couple's second son, Sutton Pierce - is keen to re-launch her pop career and had hired dancer Matt Felker, who appeared in her 'Toxic' video, to work with her on the promo for her new single.So long as she doesn't hire any straight male backup dancers, what's the problem? We know K-Fed and Cris Judd both married pop stars by being the only straight male within miles when Britney and JLo went on tour. So why not fire up the gaydar and screen carefully? Or could it be that K-Fed wants to meet the hot female backup dancers?? We're just askin'... (Photo via Splash News.) Posted on October 13, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Page Six reports that Britney Spears is so fed up with K-Fed's free-spending ways, that she's finally grounded him. Britney Spears is pregnant and depressed - and she's not in any mood to let free-spending hubby Kevin Federline take off to have fun in Las Vegas with his posse. "Kevin asked Britney for money to go to Las Vegas in two weeks, and she shut him down," our insider said. "Britney told him that she won't be funding his trips with his friends any longer - he used to fly everyone out on her dime.Cut him off, Britney!! Posted on May 8, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Thomas Dolby: K-Fed Stole My Song Thomas Dolby is ready to sue Kevin Federline for ripping of a sample from his 1983 hit "She Blinded Me With Science" for use in one of his new songs. "You can't just take a very well-known piece of music and add your own vitriolic rap over the top of it and get away with it," Dolby told MTV News on Wednesday. "If anybody's going to sing nasty lyrics over my music, it's going to be me." "America's Most Hated," which Federline recently debuted on his MySpace page, actually samples Mobb Deep's "Got It Twisted," which sampled "She Blinded Me With Science."So, let us count the ways in which K-Fed is the Worst Husband Ever: 1) leaving pregnant girlfriend to marry Britney; 2) he smoked around pregnant wife; 3) his drug dealer had to be thrown out of the house by enraged popstar wife 4) manpris 5) socks with thong sandals and now 6) he's a copyright infringer. Britney: sue that artist who did that horrifying statue of you giving birth on a bearskin rug, take the money and give it to the best divorce attorney in California. Then, call Justin to do a comeback record. He said he'd do it; take him up on it, girl! Posted on April 11, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Kevin Federline has released a charming new single which is available for free on his MySpace page. This one is dedicated only "to all the Haters." "F*** the media!!" is the theme of the song, which also boasts of him selling a million records, how all the girls rush over when he snaps his fingers and other soul-searching, insightful lyrics. He also says that we all fell for the "PopoZao" song -- it was just a red herring, that this is the real deal, what he's all about. The K-Fed/US Weekly feud is clearly still on. K-Fed's lastest salvo: "And you magazine motherf***rs can kiss a di**. Us Weekly, I'll shout everyone of you bitches out." He never updates his blog though, which leads one to wonder: can he type? Can he write? Can he speak an entire sentence unencumbered by profanity? Somehow we doubt it. But at least he has a positive attitude. Posted on March 22, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | Britney Puts K-Fed on a Budget Page Six reports that Britney Spears is finally sick of her husband Kevin's spendthrift ways and that she's putting him on a budget. Britney Spears has had it with the spend-happy ways of her hubby, Kevin Federline - nicknamed Kevin "Spenderline." Insiders said Spears has put Federline, a wannabe rap star, on a budget. "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use - i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items - cars, or trips that go over allowance - need to be approved by Brit herself," said one source. "She acknowledges she has made a great deal of money. However, she is trying to show Kevin that he needs to be responsible and curb his out-of-control spending habits."Here's an idea: cut Spenderline's ATM card into teeny, tiny pieces and demand he get a real job. Posted on March 14, 2006 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | K-Fed Launches New Website It's the moment you've all been waiting for: Kevin Federline has finally launched his official website. After a Flash opening rap about not messin' with his family which accompanies photos of all the Britney-Kevin tabloid headlines, we finally see a personal message from K-Fed:
Hey, Everyone,It's really his website, as is his MySpace page: Britney links to the site from her official website. His first single drops on January 1, 2006. No doubt it will be a huge success. Ahem. Posted on December 28, 2005 Permalink | | | Comments (View) | |
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