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K-Fed Launches His Own Search Engine

Tired of using Google or MSN or Yahoo to search? You're in luck. Britney Spears' soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline has launched his own search engine. Gizmodo explains:
If Google isn't sleazy enough for you, perhaps you'd like to try Searching with Kevin. Federline, that is. Yes, the guy who somehow escaped his marriage with Britney Spears looking like the sane one now has his own branded search engine that offers you chances to win prizes (going to Kevin's birthday party, OMG!) every time you search. There's even a Search with Kevin toolbar you can install, always keeping Kevin's famous research skills at your fingertips. Surprisingly, you can search for things other than porn, bling, and rhyming dictionaries, which seems to go against the whole spirit of the affair.

Watch out, Google! If K-Fed is as good at developing search algorithms as he is at rapping, you've got… well, nothing to worry about, I guess.
Actually, we still don't understand this at all. But we do know that you won't want to miss out on this exciting opportunity to Search With Kevin. After all, who could resist a search engine which has as its motto "Play With Fire" (in Ye Olde English Font, no less)?

Posted on March 19, 2007
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KFed Takes On Shakespeare

Kevin Federline is going to make his film debut in a Shakespearian street hip hop movie.
The wannabe rapper is expanding his repertoire into acting and it may upset his missus BRITNEY, whose own foray into movies didn't go down too well. Kev will appear in Caught On Tape written and directed by Stickey Fingaz. Ray actor Bokeem Woodbine, Cedric teh Entertainer and Vivica A. Fox star alongside K-Fed.

The movie, about a boy who secretly videos his mum's boyfriend plotting a crime, will be a first as it muses rap dialogue with exploring the human condition like William Shakespeare did. Sticky, who also plays Wesley Snipes' vampire slaying role of Blade in a new Bravo TV show, said people will be surprised by Kev's thespian talents. "Right now I'm creating the future of movies and music. I've just written produced and directed two movies coming out with Lionsgate next year and basically the movies are all in rap.

"Everyone always asks if I wanna do music or movies and I can't decide so I thought I'd put the two together," Sticky told Bizarre. "Caught On Tape is a hardcore musical, lot of violence, lot of sex, lot of action, lot of drama, lot of sentiment and romance as well. It's the first time this has ever been done. "Kev Fed is going to be in it, it's his acting debut. He's really cool, he's dope. Just keep the paparazzi away from him and he'll be ok.

"They almost ran me off the road trying to take pictures of Kev. I'm like, 'dude, hey, I'm the talent, he's just married to somebody.'" Sticky joked. "He has an album coming out, I've heard it and it's good."
K-Fed and Shakespeare: those are two names that should never be uttered in the same sentence. The horror of this upcoming film is just too much for us to contemplate.

Posted on October 24, 2006
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K-Fed Bans Male Dancers From Britney's Videos

Photo of K-FedKevin Federline has forbidden wife Britney Spears from using male backup dancers in the videos for her comeback album.
Britney Spears has been banned by husband Kevin Federline from having male dancers in her new video. Britney - who has just given birth to the couple's second son, Sutton Pierce - is keen to re-launch her pop career and had hired dancer Matt Felker, who appeared in her 'Toxic' video, to work with her on the promo for her new single.

But Kevin, who met the 'Toxic' singer when he was a dancer on her world tour, was far from happy with his wife's choice and demanded she axed all the male performers because he is worried she will find love with another dancer. A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Kevin insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she'd hired and replace them with females. "He is surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified she will leave him if her career takes off again."

Kevin has also reportedly told Britney - who he has another son, Sean Preston, with - not to worry about losing her baby weight in a bid to deter potential suitors. The source added: "He's even telling her she doesn't need to lose all of her pregnancy weight. Kevin doesn't want Britney to be making sexy moves again."
So long as she doesn't hire any straight male backup dancers, what's the problem? We know K-Fed and Cris Judd both married pop stars by being the only straight male within miles when Britney and JLo went on tour. So why not fire up the gaydar and screen carefully? Or could it be that K-Fed wants to meet the hot female backup dancers?? We're just askin'...

(Photo via Splash News.)

Posted on October 13, 2006
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Britney Grounds K-Fed

Page Six reports that Britney Spears is so fed up with K-Fed's free-spending ways, that she's finally grounded him.
Britney Spears is pregnant and depressed - and she's not in any mood to let free-spending hubby Kevin Federline take off to have fun in Las Vegas with his posse. "Kevin asked Britney for money to go to Las Vegas in two weeks, and she shut him down," our insider said. "Britney told him that she won't be funding his trips with his friends any longer - he used to fly everyone out on her dime.

The monthly allowance she had put him on seems to be disappearing after only one week." A rep for Spears, who despite the pregnancy is still working on her album for Jive, referred calls to Federline's rep, who said, "I have no comment."
Cut him off, Britney!!

Posted on May 8, 2006
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Thomas Dolby: K-Fed Stole My Song

Thomas Dolby is ready to sue Kevin Federline for ripping of a sample from his 1983 hit "She Blinded Me With Science" for use in one of his new songs.
"You can't just take a very well-known piece of music and add your own vitriolic rap over the top of it and get away with it," Dolby told MTV News on Wednesday. "If anybody's going to sing nasty lyrics over my music, it's going to be me." "America's Most Hated," which Federline recently debuted on his MySpace page, actually samples Mobb Deep's "Got It Twisted," which sampled "She Blinded Me With Science."

"Mobb Deep came to me and asked for a license," said Dolby, who was paid a fee and receives royalties for Mobb Deep's song. "We issue licenses all the time, for movies and TV shows and so on. I was aware of the Mobb Deep one, but I certainly never issued a license to Kevin Federline." Dolby caught wind of the expletive-filled song, which begins with the line "This is for the haters," through a fan's posting on his own Web site's forum and made a plea to Federline on his blog.

"I considered turning a blind eye to it other than, as I mentioned on my site, asking him politely to take it down," Dolby said. "But I found out today that it aired on VH1 last week. So it's more than just an MP3 download. It's airing on TV, and there's no question it's taken from the Mobb Deep record. It's like what Vanilla Ice did with 'Ice Ice Baby' [illegally sampling Queen and David Bowie's 'Under Pressure'], although I think Vanilla Ice is a superstar compared to this guy."

Federline's management had no comment on the song but said it was removed from his MySpace page Wednesday. Dolby, meanwhile, has handed the issue over to his lawyers.
So, let us count the ways in which K-Fed is the Worst Husband Ever: 1) leaving pregnant girlfriend to marry Britney; 2) he smoked around pregnant wife; 3) his drug dealer had to be thrown out of the house by enraged popstar wife 4) manpris 5) socks with thong sandals and now 6) he's a copyright infringer.

Britney: sue that artist who did that horrifying statue of you giving birth on a bearskin rug, take the money and give it to the best divorce attorney in California. Then, call Justin to do a comeback record. He said he'd do it; take him up on it, girl!

Posted on April 11, 2006
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Kevin Federline's Moving New Song

Kevin Federline has released a charming new single which is available for free on his MySpace page. This one is dedicated only "to all the Haters." "F*** the media!!" is the theme of the song, which also boasts of him selling a million records, how all the girls rush over when he snaps his fingers and other soul-searching, insightful lyrics. He also says that we all fell for the "PopoZao" song -- it was just a red herring, that this is the real deal, what he's all about.

The K-Fed/US Weekly feud is clearly still on. K-Fed's lastest salvo: "And you magazine motherf***rs can kiss a di**. Us Weekly, I'll shout everyone of you bitches out."

He never updates his blog though, which leads one to wonder: can he type? Can he write? Can he speak an entire sentence unencumbered by profanity? Somehow we doubt it. But at least he has a positive attitude.

Posted on March 22, 2006
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Britney Puts K-Fed on a Budget

Page Six reports that Britney Spears is finally sick of her husband Kevin's spendthrift ways and that she's putting him on a budget.
Britney Spears has had it with the spend-happy ways of her hubby, Kevin Federline - nicknamed Kevin "Spenderline." Insiders said Spears has put Federline, a wannabe rap star, on a budget. "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use - i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities. Any big items - cars, or trips that go over allowance - need to be approved by Brit herself," said one source. "She acknowledges she has made a great deal of money. However, she is trying to show Kevin that he needs to be responsible and curb his out-of-control spending habits."

Meanwhile, a source at the Four Seasons Hotel in Maui told us the two are still not getting along: "I was in the elevator with Britney, and she was screaming at K-Fed on her cellphone that she had waited in the suite all day for him to call and had been trying to reach him and couldn't sit in there any longer." A rep for Spears didn't return calls.
Here's an idea: cut Spenderline's ATM card into teeny, tiny pieces and demand he get a real job.

Posted on March 14, 2006
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K-Fed Launches New Website

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: Kevin Federline has finally launched his official website. After a Flash opening rap about not messin' with his family which accompanies photos of all the Britney-Kevin tabloid headlines, we finally see a personal message from K-Fed:
Hey, Everyone,

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often. You can click here to join my email list and also check me out on MySpace.
It's really his website, as is his MySpace page: Britney links to the site from her official website. His first single drops on January 1, 2006. No doubt it will be a huge success. Ahem.

Posted on December 28, 2005
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