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Amid Controversy Tom Cruise Begins Filming Valkyrie (July 19, 2007)
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The Million Dollar Ice Cream Cone (June 25, 2007)
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Ted Casablanca's Not So Blind Item (June 22, 2007)
Dolly Parton Honored by Girl Scouts (June 21, 2007)
Victoria Beckham Jeans Venture Terminated (June 18, 2007)
Justin Boots Jessica Biel From Summer Tour Plans (June 15, 2007)
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Paris Back in Jail: For Now (June 11, 2007)
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Paris Hilton Goes to Jail (June 4, 2007)
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Paris Files an Appeal (May 7, 2007)
Paris Hilton Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail (May 5, 2007)
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A New DUI Record (April 19, 2007)
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Angelina to Adopt Vietnamese Boy (March 7, 2007)
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Paris Hilton Facing Jail Time (March 1, 2007)
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K-Fed Superbowl Ad Infuiates Restaurant Industry (January 24, 2007)
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Angelina Jolie's Adoption Scandal (January 11, 2007)
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Britney's Record Company Not Jiving With Her New Album (January 3, 2007)
Britney Collapses In Vegas on New Year's Eve (January 2, 2007)
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Giant Roses in the Rose Parade (December 28, 2006)
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Britney Spears Named Worst Celebrity Pet Owner (December 18, 2006)
Miss USA On Verge of Being Fired For Partying Too Hard (December 15, 2006)
K-Fed to Write Tell-All Britney Book? (December 14, 2006)
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The Return of the Retrosexual (July 24, 2006)
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Christina Aguilera is a Genie Out of Her Bottle (July 14, 2006)
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Tom Cruise Named Most Powerful Celebrity (June 16, 2006)
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Writers Write, Inc Launches WatchersWatch.com (May 21, 2006)
Britney Breaks Down After Baby Mishap (May 19, 2006)
Britney Nearly Drops Sean Preston (May 18, 2006)
Paris Hilton's Mother's Day Gifts Stolen (May 17, 2006)
Tremendous Sand Sculptures (May 16, 2006)
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Scientists Invent Robotic Tentacles (May 10, 2006)
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J.J. Abrams To Direct New Star Trek Film (April 24, 2006)
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Harvard Telescope To Look For Extraterrestrials (April 18, 2006)
The Deep Sea Volcano And Its Moat of Death (April 17, 2006)
Tom Cruise Denies Giant Binky Reports (April 14, 2006)
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Madonna Confessions Tour Already Sold Out in Most Venues (April 12, 2006)
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The Softer Side of Heath Ledger (April 4, 2006)
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Tom Cruise to Buy Neverland Ranch? (March 30, 2006)
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Birthing Posters for Katie Holmes (March 28, 2006)
The Secret Life of a D-List Celebrity Publicist (March 27, 2006)
Texas Authorities Start Arresting Drunks in Bars (March 24, 2006)
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Kevin Federline's Moving New Song (March 22, 2006)
Prince Sued For Painting Leased House Purple (March 21, 2006)
No Brangelina Wedding at Lake Como (March 20, 2006)
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Britney Puts K-Fed on a Budget (March 14, 2006)
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Daniel Craig Says He Never Wanted to be James Bond (March 8, 2006)
James Bond to Drive Ford in Casino Royale (March 7, 2006)
How to Tear Phone Books (March 6, 2006)
Brokeback PEZ Dispensers are Going Fast (March 3, 2006)
U.S. Training Sharks to Be Underwater Spies (March 2, 2006)
Technorati's New Favorites Feature (March 1, 2006)
Daniel Craig and the 007 Curse (February 28, 2006)
Investigation Reveals Princess Diana's Driver Was a Spy (February 27, 2006)
Georgia Upset Over Alabama's Plans to Adopt the Peach (February 24, 2006)
China Bans Human-Cartoon Collaborations (February 23, 2006)
Killer Goo Attacks Los Angeles (February 22, 2006)
Hate Your Job? Too Bad, Because Retirement is a Long Way Away (February 21, 2006)
Bad News for the Ugly (February 20, 2006)
Eva Green is the New Bond Girl (February 17, 2006)
Emotion-Sensing Computer Feels Your Pain (February 16, 2006)
Is TomKat Over? (February 14, 2006)
Cheney's Got a Gun (February 13, 2006)
The Hasselhoff Resurgence Continues (February 10, 2006)
Madonna, Gorillaz and the Purple Corset (February 9, 2006)
Bathrooms: the New Offices (February 8, 2006)
Those Crucial Workday Naps (February 7, 2006)
Paris Hilton's Storage Locker Blues (February 6, 2006)
Paris Hilton's Diaries For Sale for $20 Million (February 4, 2006)
Happy Groundhog Day (February 2, 2006)
Scientists Discover the All-Important Earwax Gene (February 1, 2006)
Lindsay Lohan and the Mystery of the China Teacup (January 31, 2006)
The Facism of Blue Sky Thinking (January 30, 2006)
Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling (January 27, 2006)
Meter Pops in D.C. (January 25, 2006)
Google, Subpoenas and Silly Putty (January 24, 2006)
The Deposition of Paris Hilton (January 23, 2006)
Tom Cruise's Fabulous Gift to Katie (January 20, 2006)
Scientists Create Glow in the Dark Pigs (January 19, 2006)
William Shatner's Kidney Stone Brings $25,000 at Auction (January 18, 2006)
The Brain Spa Head Massager (January 17, 2006)
iTunes and Privacy Issues (January 16, 2006)
The Great Mac and Cheese Debate (January 14, 2006)
The Mystery of the USC Cheerleader and the Inappropriate Cheer (January 13, 2006)
Lindsay Lohan Backtracks on Vanity Fair Confessions (January 12, 2006)
Britney Spears Named Worst Dressed (January 11, 2006)
The Star Jones Blogging Drama (January 10, 2006)
Pink Marries Corey Hart (January 9, 2006)
Nick, Say it Isn't So! (January 6, 2006)
Lindsay Comes Clean to Vanity Fair (January 5, 2006)
She's Not With the Band (January 4, 2006)
Mariah Carey's Eating Habits (January 3, 2006)
Rowdy Passenger Dumped on Island (December 30, 2005)
K-Fed Launches New Website (December 28, 2005)
The Amazing Voyage of Bono's Hat (December 26, 2005)
Butterstick Ventures Outside (December 25, 2005)
Surf's Up in California: Way Up (December 23, 2005)
Kate Moss Tape Given to British Police (December 22, 2005)
Sir Elton Ties the Knot (December 21, 2005)
Santas Compete in the Santa-thlon (December 20, 2005)
Santarchy Hits New Zealand (December 20, 2005)
It's Panda Birthday Time (December 19, 2005)
Mona Lisa Smile is 83% Happy (December 16, 2005)
Japanese Zookeepers Put Penguins on a Diet (December 15, 2005)
MIT Scientists Create Robot Snail (December 14, 2005)
Make Your Own Snowflake (December 13, 2005)
Give the Gift of the Remote Control Toilet (December 12, 2005)
Tia Carrere to Dance With the Stars (December 9, 2005)
The Attack of the Giant Jellyfish (December 8, 2005)
More Bad News For the Depressed and Anxious (December 7, 2005)
Jennifer Aniston Sues Over Topless Pics (December 6, 2005)
King Kong Looks Real Says Zoo Director (December 5, 2005)
The Attack of the Marshmallow Gun (December 2, 2005)
Scientists Invent Robot Arm Wrestler (December 1, 2005)
50 Cent Calls President Bush a Gangsta (November 30, 2005)
Scientists Testing Cyber Hugs on Chickens (November 29, 2005)
Justin Timberlake Fears Spiders (November 28, 2005)
Britney and Baby in People (November 27, 2005)
Marshmallow, the National Thanksgiving Turkey (November 24, 2005)
Russell Crowe Not Banned in America (November 23, 2005)
Kyle Trades Paperclip for Bigger and Better Things (November 22, 2005)
Butternut Squash Searches Up 279% (November 21, 2005)
Ferrell and Heder Headed for Blades of Glory (November 18, 2005)
Liger Kittens Born (November 17, 2005)
Jennifer Aniston is GQ's Man of the Year (November 16, 2005)
Happy Birthday to the Giant Tortoise (November 15, 2005)
Kung Fu Hustle Wins Taiwan's Golden Horse Award (November 14, 2005)
Lewis Black Visits the Weather Channel (November 11, 2005)
New Zealand's Naked Politician (November 10, 2005)
Tom Cruise Fires Sister as Publicist (November 8, 2005)
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Little More Personal (November 7, 2005)
How to Make a Felt Donut (November 4, 2005)
Bush Has Nothing in His Pockets (November 3, 2005)
Jessica Simpson and the Therapist (November 2, 2005)
The Iranian Police and the Alluring Mannequins (November 1, 2005)
Baby Elephant Makes His Debut (October 31, 2005)
50 Cent Billboard Removed (October 29, 2005)
Prince Harry Ordered to Drop Trou (October 28, 2005)
Star Wars Expands to Live Action TV (October 27, 2005)
The Bond Fiasco Widens (October 26, 2005)
White House Orders The Onion to Stop Using Presidential Seal (October 25, 2005)
Ken Gets an Extreme Makover, But Will Barbie Care? (October 24, 2005)
Baby Panda Gets His Name (October 21, 2005)
The Fat Vaccine Is On Its Way (October 20, 2005)
Jessica Turns to Self-Help Book (October 19, 2005)
Archeologists Find 4,000 Year Old Noodles (October 18, 2005)
Is the New Bond a Dud? (October 17, 2005)
War is Not Smurfy (October 16, 2005)
How to Make a Dr. Octopus Costume (October 15, 2005)
Mary-Kate Takes a Break From College (October 14, 2005)
Katie's Dad Tells Tom He's No Good (October 13, 2005)
Blond, James Blond (October 11, 2005)
Furious Dieters Suing Dr. Phil (October 10, 2005)
Ig Nobel Prizes Awarded (October 9, 2005)
The Lindsay Lohan Crash Investigation (October 7, 2005)
Eminem Sues Over Ringtones (October 6, 2005)
Nick and Jessica Call it Quits (October 5, 2005)
Britney's Unusual Toy Bear (October 4, 2005)
Nicolas Cage Names Baby After Superman (October 3, 2005)
Giant Pink Bunny Placed on Italian Mountainside (October 1, 2005)
Alexander Hamilton Gets a Makeover (September 29, 2005)
Daily Dancer Likes to Boogy Down (September 28, 2005)
Be a Character in The O.C. (September 27, 2005)
Armed and Dangerous Dolphins (September 26, 2005)
Kate, Cocaine, Chanel and Scientology (September 23, 2005)
All Eight Dolphins Rescued (September 21, 2005)
Four Dolphins Rescued, Four to Go (September 20, 2005)
Cocaine Kate Fesses Up (September 19, 2005)
Kate Moss and the Coke Binge (September 16, 2005)
Dolphins Survive the Hurricane (September 15, 2005)
Watch Out for that Chinese Skin Cream (September 14, 2005)
Martha Stewart and the Desperate Housewife (September 13, 2005)
John Cusack and the Body Double (September 12, 2005)
The Katie Holmes Makeover Express (September 9, 2005)
The Human Zoo (September 7, 2005)
Christina Aguilera, Wedding Singer? (September 6, 2005)
The Hurricane's Aftermath (September 2, 2005)
Enjoy That Caffeine Buzz in the Morning (August 30, 2005)
Don't Look Down (August 29, 2005)
Thief Absconds With Mozart's Head (August 27, 2005)
Russell Crowe Settles With Hotel Clerk (August 26, 2005)
Stopping the Naughty Cheerleaders (August 25, 2005)
The Jerk-O-Meter is Live (August 24, 2005)
Severed Fingers Too Much For MPAA (August 23, 2005)
The Apprentice Heads to China (August 22, 2005)
Time For a Dance-Off! (August 19, 2005)
50 Cent Worried About Nelly's Addiction to Bling (August 18, 2005)
Gossip Sites Crucial For Human Survival (August 18, 2005)
Don't Call Him "P" (August 17, 2005)
The New Tinkle-Powered Battery (August 16, 2005)
Heder Up For Napoleon 2 (August 15, 2005)
Paula Abdul Cleared of Dastardly Allegations of Impropriety (August 15, 2005)
Scientists Achieve Breakthrough in Cockroach Wars (August 12, 2005)
Send in the Clonus (August 11, 2005)
Britney Spears and the Baby Shower From Hell (August 10, 2005)
Jude Law and the Infidelity Bond (August 9, 2005)
We Celebrate National Sandwich Month (August 8, 2005)
Gisele Bundchen and the Immaculate House (August 6, 2005)
GSN Turns Dodgeball Game Into Hit Show (August 5, 2005)
The Real Story of the Dukes of Hazzard (August 4, 2005)
David Manning Fake Critic Lawsuit Settled (August 3, 2005)
Bacall Blasts Dr. Cruise (August 2, 2005)
She's the Everywhere Girl (August 1, 2005)
Instant Ramen Inventor Achieves Lifelong Dream: Space Noodles (July 30, 2005)
Paris Hilton's Engagement Ring Woes (July 29, 2005)
Female Androids Hit Japan (July 28, 2005)
Sponge Bob Head Crabs (July 27, 2005)
Harry Potter and the Special Effects Complexion (July 27, 2005)
Jude Law Gets a New Nanny (July 26, 2005)
USPS: How to Pack Your Hippo (July 25, 2005)
The Island Sinks at Box Office (July 25, 2005)
Lance Armstrong Wins 7th Tour de France (July 25, 2005)
Jacko and Mad Ludwig's Castle (July 22, 2005)
Farewell to James Doohan (July 21, 2005)
Microsoft Sues Google Over Theft of Chinese Scientist (July 20, 2005)
Scientists Discover Hangover Gene (July 19, 2005)
Sandra Bullock Ties the Knot (July 18, 2005)
Exhaling the Love With Rodney Yee (July 18, 2005)
Kentucky to Drop Smiley From License Plates (July 17, 2005)
Blog Tracks Craig Biggio's Painful Record Attempt (July 16, 2005)
Introducing the iPod Flea (July 15, 2005)
Stupid, But Happy? (July 15, 2005)
Resistance is Futile (July 14, 2005)
Noah Posts a Photo of Himself Every Single Day (July 13, 2005)
Jean-Paul Gaultier and the Amazing Ballgowns (July 13, 2005)
The Politics of the Paranormal (July 12, 2005)
Wasting Time at the Office (July 12, 2005)
Katie 1.0 (July 11, 2005)
M. Diddy Is In the House (July 11, 2005)
2005 Now One Second Longer (July 8, 2005)
The Scientology Secrets of Katie Holmes' Ring (July 8, 2005)
London is Hit Hard (July 7, 2005)
John O'Hurley Was Robbed (July 7, 2005)
No Canada Day Fun For Corn Cob Bob (July 6, 2005)
Jessica Simpson Livens Up the 4th of July (July 5, 2005)
Snapple's World Record Attempt Ends in Sticky Mess (July 1, 2005)
Exciting New Fake Mud Product Released (June 30, 2005)
Bono Wants His Pants Back (June 29, 2005)
Find Celebrity Birthdays on Google (June 28, 2005)
Do Not Talk to Elton Unless Elton First Talks to You! (June 28, 2005)
Psychiatrists Not Feeling the Love For Cruise (June 27, 2005)
The Alarm Clock that Runs Away (June 27, 2005)
Crying While Eating (June 26, 2005)
Dr. Cruise Strikes Again (June 24, 2005)
Lindsay Lohan News Update (June 24, 2005)
Single Neuron for Each Celebrity (June 23, 2005)
X-Men Accuse Sony of Mutant Infringement (June 23, 2005)
The Onion 6-22-56 (June 22, 2005)
The Powerful Spell of Grapefruit (June 21, 2005)
Ref Peeved Over Women Tennis Players' Grunting (June 21, 2005)
Live Longer With Friends (June 20, 2005)
Cruise Restrains Himself in London (June 20, 2005)
TomKat Edges Ahead Of Brangelina in Blogularity (June 19, 2005)
Angelina Jolie, Condoleeza Rice and the Refugees (June 18, 2005)
Homage to the Elton John Chocolate Man (June 17, 2005)
The 227 lb. Chocolate Elton John (June 17, 2005)
Hold on, Ladies? (June 16, 2005)
Party Time is Over For Paris (June 15, 2005)
We Want One of These (June 14, 2005)
Christina Aguilera Music Used As Torture at Gitmo (June 14, 2005)
Thousands of Smileys (June 13, 2005)
Michael Jackson Acquitted on All Counts (June 13, 2005)
The Robotic Super Suit (June 13, 2005)
The Singing Park Benches (June 12, 2005)
High Def TV: A Movie Star's Nightmare? (June 11, 2005)
Lindsay Lohan and the Computer Generated Plastic Surgery (June 10, 2005)
Bird Attacks Spread to Other U.S. Cities (June 10, 2005)
Dancing With the Stars is a Hit (June 9, 2005)
The Phone Call That Could End Russell Crowe's Career (June 8, 2005)
Enjoy Your Flight and These Credit Card Offers (June 8, 2005)
Gillette Razor Ads Disassemble (That Means Not Tell the Truth, Right?) (June 7, 2005)
The Two Minute a Day Exercise Plan (June 7, 2005)
Advertisers Hope Neuromarketing Answers Their Dreams (June 6, 2005)
Baby Formula and Just About Everything Else to Move Behind the Counter at Grocery Store (June 6, 2005)
The LOL Diet (June 5, 2005)
Young Man Builds Website Requesting Date With Natalie Portman (June 4, 2005)
Counterfeit Stamps End Subway Promotion (June 3, 2005)
Trust-Inducing Nasal Spray (June 2, 2005)
Neil Armstrong and the Stolen Lock of Hair (June 1, 2005)
Chicken Wins Jaywalking Case (June 1, 2005)
Assemblyman Doesn't Like Hockey Team's Evil Name (May 31, 2005)
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