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Shia LaBeouf Arrested

Mug shot of Shia LaBeouf Actor Shia LaBeouf has really outdone himself in his quest to enter the ranks of the celebrity criminals. The young actor was arrested for drunken loitering at a Walgreen's in Chicago.
Shia LaBeouf, the 21-year-old star of "Transformers" and the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM. LaBeouf, who appeared to be intoxicated, was popped after he ignored a security guard's demand to leave the drugstore. LaBeouf, who is pictured below in a Chicago Police Department mug shot, was hit with a misdemeanor criminal trespassing charge and is scheduled to appear in court on November 28.
Who in the world gets arrested for being drunk at a Walgreens? Dude, that is so seriously uncool. We kind of hate to mention it, but this is the best he's looked in ages. Must be the tousled hair and happy grin. In any event, he's working it.

Posted on November 5, 2007
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New Spice Girls Video

Here's the new Spice Girls video for the song "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)." They look fabulous. They sound fabulous. We can't wait for the tour!



Posted on November 2, 2007
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Celebrities in Costumes

Lots of celebrities have been photographed in costumes as they come to and from Halloween parties. Here is a roundup of links to some of the more interesting costumes.

  • Paris Hilton as Alice in Wonderland and as a slutty sailor.
  • Avril Lavigne as a waitress?
  • Dennis Rodman as a women
  • Spencer Pratt as a superhero.
  • Adrian Grenier as a spandex sex symbol.
  • Neil Patrick Harris as a killer clown.
  • Teri Hatcher as the Queen of Hearts.
  • James Lipton as James Pimpton.
  • Danielle Lloyd in lingerie.
  • Ellen Degeneres as J Lo.
  • Rachel Weisz as Snow White.
  • Lauren Conrads as a sailor.
  • The Today Show Hosts in various costumes.
  • Britney Spears as a Pirate.
  • Adriaane Cury as Clockwork Orange.
  • Ashley Olson as a vampire.
  • Julianne Moore as a She-Devil.
  • Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa as David and Victoria Beckham.
  • Violet Affleck as a Little Lamb.
  • Rosie O'Donnell as Queen Elizabeth.
  • Heidi Klum as a cat.
  • Christina Aguilera as a spider woman.
  • Juliette Lewis as Pocahontas.
  • Kate Beckinsale as the devil.
  • Chloe Sevigny as Joan of Arc.

    Updated: 11-1-07

    Posted on October 31, 2007
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    Britney's Record Label Gives Up on Her

    Britney Spears has a new album coming out, but you'd never know it. Her record label is furious with her for doing no promotion at all. She just goes clubbing, drinking and who knows what else.
    The singer's label has officially given up on getting the troubled pop tart more involved in marketing her own album, "Blackout," sources tell us. There are no plans for a tour, for example - highly unusual for a star who once cranked out hits like widgets and is riding high on the charts with her single "Gimme More." "They can't get Britney to do anything!" said a source close to the label and Spears. "They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can't trust her to even show up. This album could've been so much bigger with Britney involved.

    "This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan" — without her. "They don't feel they need her if she's going to keep blowing them off. She's already on the cover of every gossip magazine, and she's on Perez Hilton nearly all day, every day for her antics. "Jive is just hoping to continue riding the Britney wave. The label can't afford to waste their money hoping to get some of her time to help promote this. She's too busy [hanging out] in a club somewhere."

    It must be frustrating for the label, since "Gimme More" skyrocketed to No. 1 on iTunes. Critics praised some of the cuts — though it might be that anyone, and not just Brit, could shoot to the top with music produced and mixed by the Neptunes, Bloodshy and Nate (Danja) Hills. A Jive spokeswoman told us: "We absolutely stand behind Britney." Still, it raises the question: Doesn't Spears want to make money anymore? With her worth estimated at $100 million this year, maybe not. She may not even care.

    In her recent child custody case, L.A. Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon called the 25-year-old singer a "habitual drug and alcohol user" and ordered her to undergo random drug-testing twice a week. Just yesterday, Gordon ruled that Britney's ex, Kevin Federline, would continue to have primary physical custody of their two children, with Spears having just three monitored visits with them per week.
    At the hearing the judge quoted portions of the court-ordered monitor's testimony. The monitor said Britney clearly loved her children, but that she is distracted, that the kids have no schedule and that she engages in activities that aren't child-centered when she has custody. Britney ignores the child monitor and her suggestions on parenting. She now cannot even see her own children without the court monitor being present.

    Posted on October 31, 2007
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    Oprah Apologizes For School Abuse Scandal

    Oprah Winfrey tearfully said she was so sorry over the growing scandal at her South African girls school. Allegations that a matron physically and sexually assaulted students have rocked the school.
    The daytime queen profusely apologized to the parents of students at her all-girls school in South Africa for a sex-abuse scandal that resulted in the dismissal of one of its dormitory matrons. "I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry," a tearful Winfrey told angry families who showed up for an emergency meeting at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls, according to South Africa's news.24.com, a leading news site.

    Allegations surfaced two weeks ago that a "dorm parent" had been accused of fondling a girl and physically and verbally abusing several others, including grabbing them about the neck, beating them and hurling them against a wall. The talk-show host made her second visit to the school, located in the town of Henley-on-Klip, just south of Johannesburg, in as many weeks. She reportedly took full responsibility at the gathering and begged parents to forgive her for the staff member's behavior. The accusations came to light after one of the pupils ran away, purportedly because she couldn't stand the alleged abuse any longer.
    Oprah has been to South Africa several times to meet with parents, students and teachers to find out what really happened. She has given her private phone, email and address to the girls so that they can contact her at anytime. We think Oprah had sincerely good intentions opening the school. But the reality of having your name on a school that is so far away has to be taking a toll. How can she really ever know what's going on there? It's a shame that this worthy project is having so many troubles.

    Posted on October 30, 2007
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    Tony Romo Gets Friendly With Britney Spears

    Ryan Seacrest observed Britney Spears giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lap dance this weekend.
    Ryan Seacrest was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - said he saw the singer give him a lap dance. "I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

    "Lap dancing?" a co-host asked. "I mean some would say," Seacrest said. "She's on his lap," the co-host continued. "Yeah," Seacrest replied.

    Usmagazine.com reported Spears (with longtime pal Alli Sims) first met up with Romo when they made a five-minute stop at Ketchup restaurant in L.A.after her frenzied custody court hearing on Friday. Spears and Sims left after about five minutes. The pair hit Les Deux around 10:30 p.m. Romo, 27 (who was recently linked to Sophia Bush), and his friends joined them a short time later. "She was dancing and talking a lot with Tony," an onlooker told Usmagazine.com.

    Spears, the witness added, "seemed in a really good mood and was super happy when [one of her] songs came on." Her pal Avril Lavigne also popped by her table to say hi. In typical Spears club style, the singer changed into a new dress and shades in a club bathroom midway through the night.
    Tony Romo really gets around. First it was Carrie Underwood. Then last week it was Sophia Bush. Now it's a lap dance from Britney. Could an encounter with Paris Hilton be in his future? It seems like a logical progression.

    Posted on October 29, 2007
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    Britney: Eat It, Lick It, Snort it... You Khow the Rest

    Britney Spears' day in court didn't go so well. The court-ordered monitor gave her report and it wasn't pretty. The monitor said that Britney didn't pay attention to her, wouldn't listen to her and that she spent a lot of time changing clothes, talking on the phone and being in her own little world.

    During a break in the proceedings, Britney was asked by a reporter for Extra TV how it was going and she responded "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f--- it!"

    That pretty well much sums it up, we suppose.

    Posted on October 26, 2007
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    Daniel Dae Kim Arrested For DUI

    Mug shot of Daniel Dae KimActor Daniel Dae Kim has fallen victim to the Lost curse. He was arrested for DUI in Hawaii, just like Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros before him.
    Daniel Dae Kim, who stars as Jin-Soo Kwon on ABC's hit TV series "Lost," was arrested early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving. Details of his DUI arrest haven't been released yet, but police said he was arrested around 3 a.m. He was booked at the Honolulu Police station downtown, posted bail and was released at 5:05 a.m.

    Kim didn't say anything as he left the station. He was escorted by two police officers to a silver SUV that was waiting for him just outside the police station's receiving area. Wearing a polo shirt, khaki shorts and his hair grown out, Kim kept his head down as he brushed past media, stepping into the front passenger's side of the SUV, which quickly whisked him away.
    What in the world is happening on the set of Lost? Why is everyone in the cast always driving around at three in the morning, wasted out of their minds? It really is a curse. Even ("Mr. Eko") got arrested as charged with driving without a license. He was able to provide proof of a valid license, though, so the charges were dropped. Still, if we were on the cast of Lost, we'd hire a driver the whole time we were on the island.

    Posted on October 25, 2007
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    Heidi Klum Overshares on Oprah

    Photo of Heidi Klum and Seal on the Oprah Winfrey Show Heidi Klum and Seal visited with Oprah and Heidi told the story of how she first fell for Seal and his impressive assets. The interview will air Thursday, October 24, 2007, and is part of her Superstar Couples episode.
    "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow." Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts. "And I pretty much saw everything," says Klum. "The whole package."

    From that moment on, the passion never died. The couple, in a rare joint television interview, say on The Oprah Winfrey Show that they've worked to keep those early feelings alive. "The most common hiccup," says Seal, is when the first child comes along. "And it turns into all about the kids, which is understandable because they're miraculous. But then you've got to put each other first. You know, she will always be number one for me."

    "Is it true?" asks Winfrey. "I have the most romantic husband," says Klum. "I do."
    Wow, indeed. That was definitely Too Much Information. How about "He looked so cute in his bike shorts"? Or, "I could tell he had a great personality," or even "I've always loved his music." And they say romance is dead.

    Hopefully Heidi will keep her mind on fashion because we can't wait until Project Runway premieres!

    Posted on October 24, 2007
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    Ryan Gosling Was Fired

    So, what's the real reason that Ryan Gosling left the film The Lovely Bones? According to Page Six, Ryan is a real diva and director Peter Jackson (The Lord of the Rings) couldn't stand him. So Peter fired Ryan two days into the shooting.
    THOSE old "creative differences" are to blame for director Peter Jackson's firing of Ryan Gosling from "Lovely Bones." "Peter couldn't stand Ryan," said one source. Though Variety reported that Gosling had "stepped down" and was replaced by Mark Wahlberg, our source said, "Ryan cut his own hair, and was fighting with wardrobe. He was so demanding . . . Peter booted him two days before filming started." The flick is based on the best-selling novel by Alice Sebold. A rep for Gosling did not return calls.
    After starring in the very odd Lars and the Real Girl, then breaking up with Rachel McAdams, Ryan is starting to get a reputation that's not great. But how bout Marky Mark taking the initiative and stepping into the role? We swear, he's the hardest working man in show business now. Hopefully, he and Peter Jackson will get along just fine.

    Posted on October 23, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Wants to Be Frozen With Her Pets

    Paris Hilton would like to be frozen with her pets when she dies.
    The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute. She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

    'The Simple Life' star said, "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. "And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. "My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years." Earlier this week, Paris revealed her partying lifestyle left her feeling "empty inside."

    The 26-year-old blonde - who spent 23 days in jail for driving offences in June - is now determined to turn her life around and do worthy things instead of being seen falling out of nightclubs. Paris - who is planning a visit to Rwanda - said, "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties - it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."
    Shouldn't you make sure you die young and pretty if you're going to go the cryonically frozen route? Who wants to die at 80 then be revived later to still look 80 years old? What is the point of that? On the other hand, plastic surgery procedures are sure to have improved quite a bit in 100 years, so maybe you can be 80 -- but look 20. It could happen.

    Posted on October 22, 2007
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    Britney Loses Visitation Rights

    Britney Spears has now temporarily lost her visitation rights with her two sons. This time, she didn't give the drug testing people her phone number so they could call before they popped in for some random drug tests.
    During a closed-door emergency hearing Wednesday, Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon suspended Spears' visitation rights until she complied with his full custody order, which includes parenting sessions and random drug tests. The decision has devastated the singer. "She's really upset," a source close to Spears tells E! Online. "She keeps saying, 'I can't believe this is happening.' It's like she just can't accept what's happened."

    A second source familiar with the ongoing custody tug-of-war tells E! Online Federline was so angry when the children came back to him after their last visit with Spears two days ago he vowed to do whatever it takes to keep his ex-wife from seeing their babies again until she cleans up her act. "She just doesn't take parenting seriously," the Federline insider says. "And Kevin knows it. He keeps saying he's genuinely scared for their safety." And not even a court-ordered monitor has changed that. "He knows that even with monitored visits, no one can make Britney do what she doesn't want to do," the source adds. "She's used to telling people what to do, pushing people out of her way. She's a hard woman to control."

    Federline was convinced Spears wasn't living up to her maternal responsibilities after the kids came back to his house crying and surly. "They came back to his house, and their eating schedule was off, their sleeping schedule was off, and they won't listen to him, because he knows they haven't been getting any discipline at her house," the Federline associate claims. "He has to start all over, getting them settled again, calm them down and reintroduce them to their normal schedules. And it's frustrating for him. He's been tolerating this for a long time, but he thought maybe it would get better with a monitor involved. It hasn't."
    She let reporters overhear her calling the judge "an old fart," which is probably not the smartest legal move. Britney doesn't appear to be taking the judge seriously. It seems that she's been out of control for so long now that she thinks she doesn't have to obey the judge's orders. Well, she does -- if she ever wants to see her kids again. Maybe she doesn't. After all, she's not putting any effort into compliance. All she seems to do is go to Sunset Tan, Starbucks and McDonald's.

    Posted on October 18, 2007
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    Is Britney Spears Homophobic?

    Could Britney Spears be homophobic? First she has huge tiff with Ken Paves before her ill-fated VMA performance, preferring to have his assistants rather than the Hair Maestro himself do her hair. Who does that? It's insane. If Ken Paves flies out to do your hair, you just sit in the chair and let him have at it. Reports say that Britney only likes women doing her hair, which is really weird for a pop star.

    Now, Page Six reports that Lance Bass came out to Britney the night of her first wedding in Vegas. She was shocked and they haven't spoken since, even though they live next door to each other.
    LANCE Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told many of his other friends he was gay because he felt bad for her - and it was the last time they spoke. In a Q&A with Mickey Rapkin of GQ, Bass related, "It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!" Spears was "surprised. I was always the Southern gentleman."

    The two don't talk anymore. Bass said, "I tried. She's my neighbor in Beverly Hills. She lives next door. I tried to get in touch with her - I wanted to be that friend to help her." Also shocked over Bass's homosexuality was Marc Anthony. "We were boys. We had a good time - before he was married. He was surprised when I came out," Bass said.
    We're really starting to wonder here. Why would she diss Lance after he told her he was gay, unless she has a problem with that? Because if anyone needs a gay friend, it is Britney Spears -- in the worst way. Britney, please relent! Talk to Lance! He can help. After all, he always looks great and is excellent at handling the media.

    Posted on October 17, 2007
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    It's Official: Madonna Leaves Warner Bros.

    Photo of MadonnaIt's official. Madonna has left her record company, Warner Bros. who she's been with since the beginning of her career and signed with Live nation, the world's largest concert promoter. For an artist of her importance to ditch her record company and turn over her entire range of ventures to a concert promotion firm is unprecedented. It's a fascinating business development. Between Madonna defecting and Radiohead offering its music directly to fans on the Internet, the music business is changing rapidly. Leave it to Madonna to be in the vanguard.

    From the official press release:

    Live Nation's President and Chief Executive Officer, Michael Rapino officially confirmed today that Madonna has entered into an unprecedented global partnership with Live Nation and will become the founding artist in its Artist Nation division.

    "The paradigm in the music business has shifted and as an artist and a business woman, I have to move with that shift," commented Madonna. "For the first time in my career, the way that my music can reach my fans is unlimited. I've never wanted to think in a limited way and with this new partnership, the possibilities are endless. Who knows how my albums will be distributed in the future? That's what's exciting about this deal — everything is possible. Live Nation has offered me a true partnership and after 25 years in the business, I feel that I deserve that."

    "Madonna is a true icon and maverick as an artist and in business," stated Mr. Rapino. "Our partnership is a defining moment in music history. I am thrilled that Madonna, who is also now a shareholder in our company, has joined with us to create a new business model for our industry. Bringing all the varied elements of Madonna's stunning music career into the Artist Nation and Live Nation family, moves her future and the future of our company into a unique and extraordinary place."

    The first-of-its-kind partnership between Madonna and Live Nation encompasses all of Madonna's future music and music-related businesses, including the exploitation of the Madonna brand, new studio albums, touring, merchandising, fan club/web site, DVDs, music-related television and film projects and associated sponsorship agreements. This unique new business model will address all of Madonna’s music ventures as a total entity for the first time in her career.

    Arthur Fogel, Chairman of Live Nation's Global Music Division and Chief Executive Officer of Global Touring, who has produced the artist’s last three worldwide tours with the company which generated close to $500 million in the last six years commented, "Madonna is without a doubt one of the most fiercely original artists in history. It is a great opportunity for Live Nation and Artist Nation to build upon our years of success with Madonna as a touring artist."

    Artist Nation was created to partner with artists to manage their diverse rights, grow their fan bases and provide a direct connection to fans through the global distribution platform and marketing proficiencies that have made Live Nation the world's largest live music company. Headed by the division's Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Michael Cohl, Artist Nation has significant infrastructure in place to execute additional revenue streams including recorded music, merchandise, studios, media rights, digital rights, fan club/website and sponsorship divisions.

    Joining with Artist Nation to work with Madonna will be Live Nation's unmatched global distribution platform and artist-to-fan-reach, including over 80 offices in l8 countries, over 200 national and local sponsorship personnel, over l60 venues, access to over 35 million fans that attend well over l0,000 shows that Live Nation produces, promotes and/or hosts each year for over l,000 artists including fan access via Live Nation's growing database of over 25 million fans.

    "I've been fortunate enough to work with Madonna for half my life. She has always encouraged me and set a great example for me to push the boundaries to reach our full potential. This partnership exemplifies just that," commented Madonna's co-manager Guy Oseary.

    Angela Becker, Madonna's co-manager added, "The partnership and vision for the future that Artist Nation along with Live Nation presented to us assured me that this is the ideal home for Madonna. It is with great trust and optimism that we collectively move ahead together."

    In regard to Madonna's relationship with her current label, the artist commented, "My time with Warner Bros. Records has been great. I appreciate their hard work and value the many relationships I have developed over the years with the label in the U.S. and around the world. I have an album coming out with them next year and I'm excited about it. We still have work to do together."

    Posted on October 16, 2007
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    Ciara Shows Tyra the Booty Dance

    We love Tyra, especially when she brings the crazy. Here's a clip of Tyra getting jiggy with Ciara. Ciara teaches Tyra her famous booty move from her video. They're both in skirts and stilettos, crawling around on the stage floor while yelling "No booty shots!" to the cameraman.



    Posted on October 15, 2007
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    Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Price

    Photo of Al Gore


    Former Vice president Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, which he shares with the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. The Nobel Committee believes that climate change is going to be one of the driving forces in future conflicts and wars on the planet, as resources become more scarce.

    Achim Steiner, executive director of the United Nations Environment Program, which helped found the intergovernmental panel, said: "This prize is an indication of the degree to which we've realized in the past few years that what happens in the environment is not just about natural resources but has so many different dimensions. It recognizes that changes in the environment are likely to manifest themselves in tensions and conflicts.

    This is a great honor for Vice President Gore, which he richly deserves.

    Posted on October 13, 2007
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    Kiefer Sutherland Pleads Out DUI Case

    Photo of Kiefer SutherlandKiefer Sutherland has plead no contest in his DUI case. This is the fourth time he's been arrested for DUI and the second time he's plead guilty or no contest. He could be in big trouble.
    Kiefer Sutherland has just copped a plea in his DUI case. Sutherland did not appear, however -- his high-powered lawyer, Blair Berk, showed up in downtown L.A. and entered a no contest plea to one count of DUI. This is Kiefer's second DUI conviction. Back in 2004, he pled no contest to driving with a .22 blood alcohol level and was sentenced to five years probation. Today's plea means Kiefer violated probation and could be sentenced to a year-and-a-half in the slammer.

    Get this -- the judge who was supposed to hear the case was Michael Sauer, the same judge who nailed Paris Hilton. Sauer was on vacation today and the ever-wise Berk was able to get the case transferred to Judge Stuart Rice. Judge Rice will sentence Kiefer on December 21. Kiefer's probation is revoked pending the future hearing.
    He clearly has a serious alcohol problem which he's suffered with for years. Remember when Julia Roberts left him at the alter all those years ago? The rumors said then that alcohol had a lot to do with it. Of course, she then went on to marry Lyle Lovett on the rebound. How weird was that? But back to Kiefer: the producers of 24 are not happy with this turn of events. That's for sure.

    Update: Kiefer will serve 30 days in county jail. He also must enroll in an 18-month alcohol-education class and attend weekly alcohol-therapy sessions for six months. He will also face additional jail time for violating his probation from his last DUI conviction.

    Posted on October 9, 2007
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    Lynne Spears Tries an Intervention

    OK! magazine reports that Lynne Spears and Jamie Spears flew to Los Angeles to see Britney this weekend. But the trip had another purpose. They, along with Kevin Federline, spent all day at Britney's house staging an intervention. They stayed there all day, but Britney eventually fled the scene, behaving erratically.
    After a marathon intervention session with her mother, sister and ex-husband, Britney Spears appears to be back to her usual, unusual behavior. Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible with a parade of more than three dozen photographers trailing her.

    Her first destination was the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica - though it was more of a drive-by than a pit stop, as Britney only pulled into the valet area, had a brief discussion with a parking attendant and then got back on the road; all without leaving the car.
    Britney then went to the Ivy, didn't stay long and then went to her other house in Malibu. Apparently, the intervention didn't work. Lynne really is trying to help her daughter, but until Britney decides she needs help she'll never take the steps to get better.

    Posted on October 8, 2007
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    Charlie Sheen Stoops Even Lower

    The Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen divorce/custody battle just got worse. Denise filed papers in court that show Charlie Sheen in an even uglier light than usual. He sent emails to Denise calling her a "sad, jobless pig" and made fun of Denise's mother's looks (she is undergoing cancer treatment and has lost her hair). He is total slime. But it gets worse. The pediatrician testified that Sheen won't let his two little girls have common vaccinations, which is totally nuts -- not to mention dangerous.
    An attached letter from little Samantha's former pediatrician supports this. The doctor, Jeannette J. Levenstein, actually resigned as the child's physician in 2004 because of "differing philosophies pertaining to Sam's preventative care, I cannot, in good conscious [sic] continue to treat her." Believe me, Hollywood doctors never turn away celebrity patients unless they think something is very, very wrong. Denise's long declaration filed with the court describes Charlie as abusive, a patron of prostitutes and negligent when it comes to their little girls. It also outlines his sizeable gambling and alleged drug addictions.

    *****

    But in addition to the declaration, I've also run across e-mails sent by Sheen to Richards just a couple of months ago that outline the nature of the ongoing battle. For example, on Aug. 22, Sheen wrote to the mother of his children: "You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [expletive] yourself, sad, jobless pig." That's not all. In other e-mails, Sheen ridicules Richards' mother, who is undergoing treatment for breast cancer. "Go cry to your bald mom, you [expletive] loser," Sheen writes.
    According to the lengthy court documents, Sheen screams and abuses the chidrens' nanny -- when he's not looking at underage gay porn on his computer. He is vile. Team Denise all the way.

    Posted on October 4, 2007
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    Eva Longoria Sex Tape Spoof

    Eva Longoria has a bit of fun with the tabloids and her fans. She made a spoof sex tape with comedian Perry Hilton for the comedy website, funnyordie.com. It's clearly a spoof of One Night in Paris. Eva worries that someone might see the tape, because she has an audition for a new show called Desperate Housewives. Who knew she had such a good sense of humor?



    Posted on October 3, 2007
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    Why Britney Lost Custody of Her Kids

    Britney Spears has now lost custody of her two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. On Monday, Brit took the boys to Carl's Jr. for lunch then handed over the tykes to K-Fed's bodyguards, two days ahead of the judge's deadline. So why did the judge alter his order and make her hand over the kids to K-Fed? TMZ reports that Britney didn't enroll in parenting classes, didn't get a California driver's license in time and didn't submit to drug and alcohol testing. Commissioner Gordon was not happy.
    Britney didn't follow a number of conditions the Commish laid down. But sources tell us three factors were the last straws for Gordon.

    - Britney was supposed to sign a document that would have given the green light for a custody evaluator to conduct psychological evaluations. Commissioner Gordon ordered Spears to get the signed document to Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, by Monday at 10:00 AM or appear in court. She did neither.

    - The judge ordered both Kevin and Britney to submit proof they had valid California driver's licenses and insurance. He also ordered that neither party drive with the children if they didn't have the proper license. Over the weekend, TMZ posted video of Spears driving with the kids in Malibu. She did not have a California license and still doesn't. The TMZ posting was discussed in court and the Commish was pissed off.

    - The biggest reason for the change was Thursday night, Britney was at Sutra nightclub in Newport Beach. TMZ shot video inside the club. Various people say they saw her drinking alcohol after midnight. According to Gordon's order on September 17, neither Britney nor K-Fed were allowed to consume alcohol within 12 hours of the time they obtained physical custody of the kids. We know Britney picked the children up at 12 noon on Friday, which means she would have violated Gordon's order. In short, Gordon was ticked off that Britney thumbed her nose at the court.
    After the judge's order, Britney checked into the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. This is such a tragedy. We think she should be put on suicide watch. You'd think there would be some way to get her into rehab now that her kids have been taken away from her (at least temporarily, anyway). But Britney isn't listening to anyone.

    Posted on October 2, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Grilled by Letterman

    Paris Hilton had a miserable time on the David Letterman Show. Dave mercilessly grilled Paris about jail, while the audience laughed at her. He wouldn't stop, even when she asked him to. Finally, she refused to answer jail questions and pouted, while her eyes filled with tears. (Reportedly she burst into tears backstage). We thought she handled herself really well, actually. And she looked great. Wonder what her new fragrance, Can Can, smells like? Dave drank some from what was hopefully just a fake perfume bottle in an effort to find out. Here's the video:



    Posted on October 1, 2007
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    Britney's Crime Against Choreography

    Britney Spears has won an award she didn't want: a new poll ranks her performance at the VMAs as the most embarrassing dance sequence of all time.
    Spears, whose performance was condemned as "a crime against choreography," topped the UKTV Gold poll after fighting off some tough competition from British comedian Ricky Gervais in The Office and actor Hugh Grant in Love Actually.
    Hey, at least she didn't do jazz hands. Because that would have been much worse. And we thought Hugh Grant's dance routines in Love Actually were hilarious.

    You can find an ongoing web poll about Britney's VMA performance here.

    Posted on September 29, 2007
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    Tom Cruise Building Emergency Bunker

    Tom Cruise is building a $10 million bunker underneath his Telluride, Colorado home, in preparation for some kind of apocalypse. Or an alien invasion. We're not really sure.
    The 'Top Gun' star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion. A source told America's Star magazine: "Tom is planning to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride estate. "It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air-purifying system where up to ten people can survive for years."

    Scientology's founder, science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, claimed extra-terrestrial beings were sent to Earth by intergalactic ruler Xenu, who then destroyed the aliens with hydrogen bombs in a volcano. The aliens' souls attached themselves to chosen humans, known as thetans, who will be one day be saved. Tom is a devout follower of the bizarre sci-fi cult and has been hailed by leaders of the faith as the "chosen one" who will spread the word of the religion.
    Star magazine is such a reliable source, so how could this story be anything but true? And anyway, maybe the bunker is really in preparation for global warming. Or it could be a place to hide from his fans. Or, it could just be a really awesome party room.

    And speaking of bunkers, remember when Dick Cheney's neighbors were so mad at him because of the round the clock construction at the Vice presidential mansion? They were putting in a state of the art underground bunker, just like the one Tom's building. These days, if you don't have a bunker you're just a nobody.

    Posted on September 28, 2007
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    Maggie Q Poses Nearly Naked With Chilis

    Maggie Q VeganMaggie Q (aka Maggie Quigley) and Peta have created an advertisement that features Maggie posing nearly naked will lots of red chili peppers.
    A vegetarian for many years, Maggie says that giving meat the boot is one of the most rewarding decisions she has ever made. "I feel better, I have more energy on and off the set, and I have the satisfaction of knowing that I'm doing something to help stop animal suffering." As Maggie knows, factory-farmed animals are confined to dark, filthy warehouses and are deprived of everything that is natural and important to them. They routinely undergo debeaking, tail-docking, and castration-all without any pain relief. In 2006 alone, more than 11 billion cows, pigs, ducks, geese, buffaloes, rabbits, and chickens were slaughtered in China.

    Animal suffering definitely isn't hot, but Maggie is living proof that vegetarians are! Going vegetarian is also better for your health-eating meat and other animal products has been conclusively linked to heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and several types of cancer. But health benefits aside, we don't know who wouldn't want to eat their veggies after seeing Maggie's sexy ads!
    Maggie is also in an ad with strategically placed lettuce leaves that can be seen here on Peta's Asia-Pacific website. Maggie Q starred recently as a villain named Mai Lihn in Live Free or Die Hard.

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    Posted on September 22, 2007
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    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...Is That Really You?

    Jan and Marcia on The Brady BunchWe had already come to terms with the fact that Eve McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on The Brady Bunch, was writing a memoir which would reveal her wicked past which was full of eating disorders, drugs and sleeping around. Well it gets even more naughty. Maureen reveals her lesbian affair with Eve Plum, who played her sister Jan on the show.
    Maureen McCormick details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008.

    A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."
    Good grief -- Marcia and Jan, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Why in the world did Maureen wait this long to write this book? Girlfriend could have jump started her career years ago with this bombshell.

    Posted on September 21, 2007
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    Alicia Silverstone Naked PETA Ad Terrifies Texans

    Alicia Silverstone's new PSA for PETA has been banned by Comcast Cable in Houston Texas, saying that the nudity is unacceptable. Or for Pete's sake, this is the most inoffensive bit of nudity we've seen in ages! It's Alicia Silverstone asking people to go vegetarian. What's the big deal, Comcast? Luckily, the more enlightened citizens of Dallas will be able to see the ad. Clearly, they are made of stronger stuff than the terrified Houstonians.

    You can read more about vegetarianism at Goveg.com. You can see the video here:



    Posted on September 20, 2007
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    Justin Talks To Oprah

    Photo of Justin Timberlake on Oprah Winfrey ShowJustin Timberlake sits down with Oprah Winfrey today to have a chat. Here's a preview of what he says about Britney:
    Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?

    Justin: I don't know, to be honest with you. I haven't spoken to her in years. I mean, there's no ill will-I have nothing but love for her. It's funny because we dated each other at a time...wow, I haven't talked about this in a long time. It's interesting.

    Oprah: But you've never talked about it to me, so it's okay.

    Justin: Hey, let's get it in, girl.

    Oprah: Let's get it in.

    Justin: We were teenagers, you know?

    Oprah: Yes, famous teenagers.

    Justin: I think that's basically the best way to describe what happened to us. I think she's a great person, and I don't know her as well as I did ... What I do know about her is she has a huge heart, and she is a great person.
    Justin is taking the high road -- well, good for him. It's interesting that he says he hasn't talked to her in years. We thought there was an attempt at some kind of collaboration to help her career. We'll be tuning in today to find out, that's for sure.

    Posted on September 19, 2007
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    Someone Put a Contract on K-Fed's Life

    Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Kevin Federline's life is in danger. Someone hired a hitman to kill him.
    Hit Ordered on Kevin Federline?

    Breaking Now: ET reveals shocking news regarding Kevin Federline. ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life.

    Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger. Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened. ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
    ET doesn't say who ordered the hit, but clearly it's either Britney, a drug dealer, or someone K-Fed owes money to. He does spend an awful lot of time in Las Vegas and loves to gamble. Although Britney probably hates him for trying to take her kids away from her today in court, we think it's more likely it has something to do with K-Fed's gambling, drug use or something else from his unsavory past. He does seem desperate to get more money out of Brit, doesn't he? Why, does he have some pressing debts he needs to pay off?

    If this is part of famehound attorney Gloria Allred's game plan to get K-fed custody of those two boys, she's sunk to an all-time low -- even for her.

    Photo: Hitman image from the Hitman 2 video game

    Posted on September 17, 2007
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    O.J. Simpson is an Robbery Suspect

    O.J. Simpson just can't keep out of trouble. He's now a suspect in a Las Vegas robbery, of all things. Simpson said he was conducting a "sting operation" to retrieve sport memorabilia that he owned and which was being illegally sold. The memorabilia guy says O.J. robbed him at gunpoint.
    Las Vegas police have questioned former football star O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect in an armed robbery at a casino hotel room. Simpson said he went to the room to recover sports memorabilia that belonged to him but denied breaking in, according to The Associated Press. The armed robbery was reported Thursday night at the Palace Station Casino, Las Vegas Metro Police Capt. James Dillon said at a press conference Friday afternoon. He said that the robbery victim said that Simpson was involved but emphasized that no weapons had been recovered and that the investigation was in its infancy. Dillon said Simpson, who was questioned and released, had been cooperating with the investigation.

    David Cook, a lawyer for the family of Ron Goldman, who was murdered with Nicole Brown Simpson, told ABC News that a sports memorabilia dealer contacted him Friday to say that he had been robbed by Simpson and several other people. Alfred Beardsley, the memorabilia dealer, said that guns were drawn during the incident at the Palace Station hotel room and said Simpson took his property, possibly including the suit Simpson wore when he was acquitted of killing ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, according to Cook. Beardsley didn't return a phone message seeking comment. He gave a similar description of the incident to the Web site TMZ.com.

    Simpson, who is not in police custody, told The Associated Press he went to the hotel room to try to recover his property but denied breaking into the room. Las Vegas police spokesman Jose Montoya told ABC News that Simpson told detectives that he believed some of the sports paraphernalia in the hotel room belonged to him Simpson told The Associated Press that he was conducting a "sting operation" to collect his belongings at the Palace Station casino. An auction house owner called Simpson several weeks ago to say some collectors "have a lot of your stuff and they don't want anyone to know they are selling it," according to The Associated Press account. The owner set up a meeting with collectors, saying he had a private buyer interested in purchasing Simpson's items. "It's stolen stuff that's mine. Nobody was roughed up," Simpson told the AP.

    Simpson told The Associated Press he was accompanied by several men he met at a wedding cocktail party, and they took the collectibles, including his Hall of Fame certificate and a picture of the running back with J. Edgar Hoover. Simpson said he wasn't sure where the items were taken. A spokeswoman for the Las Vegas district attorney said the office had not yet reviewed the police reports or made a decision on whether Simpson would be arrested or charged.
    He was conducting his own sting operation? What, he's with the FBI now? And if he really had a gun, he's in big, big trouble.

    Posted on September 14, 2007
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    Chris Crocker Begs Media to Leave Britney Alone

    Here is Chris Crocker's impassioned defense of Britney's VMA performance. This is the hottest video on YouTube now -- it's gotten over 2 million views. Chris was interviewed by every major media outlet about his video in which he cries and passionately begs us to "Leave Britney Alone!"

    And if you must know more about Leave Britney Alone Guy, here's his interview with Salon, in which he discusses his love for Britney, the threats he's getting from homophobes and his feud with Perez Hilton over Perez's unkind coverage of Britney's troubles.



    Posted on September 12, 2007
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    The Reasons For Britney's VMA Disaster

    Page Six has more scoop on all the reasons why Britney's VMA performance went so poorly.
    On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."

    To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn't go straight to rehearsals. "She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas," the spy said. "She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand." When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn't remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.

    "The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn't going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn't do them." Meanwhile, Spears was agitated because she didn't like the outfit MTV had selected for her. "MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn't think it was sexy enough."

    Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she'd brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year. MTV execs weren't the only ones worried about Spears' impending debacle. Another spy said, "The dancers were texting pals, asking them to pray for them. They were worried."
    Her dancers were asking friends to pray for them that Britney wouldn't ruin their big break??? What a Showgirls moment! But it gets better...or worse, really. After the performance, Britney was seen crying hysterically, and was then photographed getting out of a car sans underpants. What is her problem with undergarments? She was in the car with her brother. All we can say is, ewwwwwwwww.

    Posted on September 11, 2007
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    Britney Disappoints At VMAs

    Photo of Britney SpearsThe VMAs were absolutely painful to watch from beginning to end. We really hated the ADHD Format -- cutting from the insanely-laid out main stage room to the various hotel room parties. The show zigged and zagged and generally nearly gave us vertigo. The clang of the slot machines that pinged and zinged continually like a bad Greek chorus behind some of the commentators were annoying. The whole thing gave us a headache.

    Britney's opening was lackluster. It wasn't an absolute bomb, despite what some people are saying. A total bomb is if she had fallen off the stage, passed out or run off the stage in tears. None of that happened. She looked better than she's looked in quite awhile, although perhaps a black diamante bra and panties wasn't the best choice. Her face looked pretty, although that first shot -- a close-up of her hair extensions in the back -- was not flattering. Not nice, MTV crew.

    Britney looked really nervous and nearly fell twice at the beginning of the routine and we think those stupid stiletto boots were to blame. A close up shot of her right heel seems to show it's nearly broken off, so perhaps she was just trying to get through the routine without falling. The old Britney would have stripped off those boots seductively and continued the number in bare feet. But this wasn't the old Britney, not by a long shot. She wasn't energetic at all and didn't seem to know all the steps to the routine. Her lip synching was off. We hear rumors that this was the not-much-rehearsed B number -- the Criss Angel illusion routine got cut by either MTV or The Palms. Her backup dancers were amazing, by the way. They really gave it their all. The song was good, the choreography was good and the set design worked. But Britney needed another week of 6 hour a day rehearsals to really nail it.

    US Weekly says Britney knew the performance was a pale imitation of her past ones and that she was "crying badly [backstage]. She's devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up." What was so heartbreaking about the performance is that there were flashes of the old Britney who could really dance and ignite a crowd with her enthusiasm. Dancers are athletes, and Britney isn't in fighting form. Reportedly, she hadn't eaten in three days but went out every night drinking. If so, that's a huge problem. Maybe this will be the wake-up call she needs to get some help and get her career back on track. Because second chances like getting to open the VMAs don't come very often.

    Oh, yeah. Sarah Silverman is not funny at all: it's time to drop her from awards shows completely. She was a total disaster. Where were the actual jokes? Calling a performer's two little boys "adorable mistakes"? Announcing that Britney at 25 has already accomplished everything she's ever will for the rest of her life? Those aren't jokes, they're just vicious comments. And as for that last number -- where a blond Nelly Furtado did that awful medley with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland -- now that was painful to watch.

    You can see Britney's performance here.

    Posted on September 10, 2007
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    Britney to Launch Comback at MTV Video Awards

    Photo of Britney SpearsYes, it's true. Britney Spears really will open the MTV Video Music Awards tomorrow night. Criss Angel is supposed to help provide some dramatic illusions and the song she'll be performing is "Gimme More." Here's the official release from MTV:
    After weeks of mind-blowing media speculation, MTV confirms today that Britney Spears will be opening the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Celebrating her long awaited comeback to her fans, Spears will be performing LIVE her new song "Gimme More" from her highly anticipated new album due on November 13th. The star studded awards show will air live Sunday, September 9th at 9PM Live ET/Tape delayed PT.

    Immediately following Spears' performance, fans who want more of the superstar can download two ringtones available exclusively through MTV Mobile for two days prior to any other service. The tones -- one for "Gimme More" and the other featuring the much discussed "It's Britney, B****" catch phrase from "Gimme More's" intro -- are available for fans who text "Gimme" or "Brit" to 33633. MTV Mobile also will carry a live simulcast of the show, a first ever for an awards show.

    *****

    The star-packed event will also feature one night only performances by Kanye West, Fall Out Boy, Chris Brown, Foo Fighters, Rihanna, Common, Nelly Furtado, Gym Class Heroes, Akon and Soulja Boy, T-Pain, Cee-Lo, Daniel Merriweather, Lil' Wayne, Alicia Keys, T.I., Adam Levine, Mastadon, and Serj from System of A Down. Diddy, Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, Bill Hader, Kid Rock, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Pamela Anderson, the cast of Entourage, Shia Labeouf, Nicole Scherzinger, Robin Thicke, Megan Fox, Jennifer Hudson, Rosario Dawson and Eve are set to present at the "2007 MTV Video Music Awards." In addition, Justin Timberlake with Timbaland are set to host a Fantasy Suite party, while critically acclaimed producer, artist and DJ Mark Ronson will rock the party in The Pearl with help from his turntables, horn section and surprise guests. This year, Timbaland will also find himself working overtime as the official Maestro of the VMAs, responsible for creating several show-stopping and unexpected artist collaborations.
    So MTV is counting on Britney actually showing up and performing. We wish her well and will be tuned in to see what happens. But we're a wee bit nervous that the whole thing will be a disaster.

    Posted on September 8, 2007
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    Britney's Troubles Multiply

    There have been so many celebrity trainwrecks this summer it's really hard to choose who's leading the pack. But with Lindsay in rehab, we think Britney is in the lead for the starring role. The SPCA got wind of the rumor that Britney's new puppy had its leg broken and no one treated it. Well, that turned out not to be true. The dog did get injured, but a vet gave the wee one a tiny splint and he is ok.
    The president of the Los Angeles chapter of the SPCA tells TMZ the dog did fracture his leg -- but does have a cast. The incident occurred when someone (no word on who) stepped on the dog's leg (arf!) while walking into a closet. Accidents happen, y'all!

    The SPCA also tells us the incident had nothing to do with her kids, as some have reported, and that the case is now "resolved."
    So the SPCA is off her back. But the custody battle with KFed is heating up with Kfed's attorney subpoenaing everyone in Britney's life. Her former manager is hiding out so he won't be served. And now Britney is being investigated for possible child abuse.
    TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse. An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present -- Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court. We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation. A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for Sept. 4, which will be a follow up to today's appearance.
    It's possible that KFed is the source of the complaint filed with the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services and it may have to do with what the children are eating and those stories that Britney took the toddlers to a dentist and wanted him to whiten their teeth (he refused). It's such a shame that Britney has cut her mom out of her life. Because if anyone needs some good motherly advice right now, it's Britney Spears.

    Posted on August 27, 2007
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    Bill Murray and the Runaway Golf Cart

    Photo of Bill Murray from CaddyshackBill Murray was stopped by police in Stockholm, Sweden for driving a golf cart and smelling like alcohol. Murray refused to take a breathalyzer test but a blood test was taken.
    Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing to take a breath test, citing U.S. law. Police officers spotted the "Caddyshack" star early Monday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police. "He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation," Holmlund told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "So we applied the old method _ a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in." Murray, who had been at a golf tournament in Sweden, signed a document admitting that he was driving under the influence, and agreed to let a police officer plead guilty for him if the case goes to court, Holmlund said.

    "Then he was let go. My guess is he went back to America," Holmlund said. He said the 56-year-old actor-comedian would only be charged if tests show his blood alcohol level exceeded the legal limit, which is quite low in Sweden. A very high alcohol level could lead to a prison sentence, but Holmlund said fines were more likely. "There were no obvious signs, like when someone is really tipsy," he said.
    So, let's get this straight. Bill Murray gets loaded then careens through the streets of Stockhom in a golf cart, in some kind of homage to his Caddyshack days? Makes perfect sense to us. Many's the time we've gone on a bender, using a slow-moving golf cart as our preferred means of transpo. What could be more natural?

    Posted on August 22, 2007
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    Nicole Kidman Talks Invasion Injuries

    Photo of Nicole Kidman in The Invasion Nicole Kidman confirmed that she actually broke several ribs during the filming of The Invasion. But, ever the trooper, she just kept going. No checking into a hospital for "exhaustion" from partying the night before, no refusing to come out of her trailer. She just taped up her ribs and went back to work.
    Nicole Kidman, who stars in the upcoming SF thriller film The Invasion, told SCI FI Wire that she broke her ribs in a January car accident on the movie's set, which was captured on amateur video and posted on TMZ.com, but that the injury didn't prevent her from completing the movie. "I broke some ribs, so that was pretty painful (even though I seem to have a high degree of tolerance), and they took a while to heal," Kidman said in an e-mail interview from Australia on Aug. 13.

    Kidman was taken to a hospital after the Jaguar she was driving crashed early Jan. 25 during shooting in downtown Los Angeles, the Associated Press reported. The Jaguar was being towed by a camera rig that skidded while taking a corner and caused Kidman's car to hit a pole on West Sixth Street, police said. She returned to work almost immediately. "I managed to just forge ahead and try not to think about it, once I got back on the set," Kidman said.
    The Invasion, which is a remake of The Invasion of the Body-Snatchers, also stars Daniel Craig. It opens in wide release on August 17th. Nicole and Daniel Craig are also starring together in the much-anticipated film version of The Golden Compass, which we can't wait to see.

    Posted on August 13, 2007
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    The Dangers of the Catwalk

    This video demonstrates the very real hazards that top runway models face everyday. They bravely wear six inch platform heels and strut down slippery runways all in the name of fashion. We are honored and moved by their bravery.



    Posted on August 10, 2007
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    Lindsay's Surreal Elle Interview

    Photo of Elle Magazine with Lindsay Lohan on the coverElle magazine has really outdone itself with its September issue which features Lindsay Lohan on the cover. Now that's she's facing two DUI charges and possibly other legal problems, her statements in the interview have a surreal feel to them. Here are some highlights:

    On her reputation for drunk driving: "I wouldn't violate ... I'm much more responsible than that. I would not do that."

    On her rehab stay at Wonderland: "I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends - I was with them last night - they're in AA for, like, years."

    On slimy now ex-boyfriend Calum Best: "I like him. He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic - I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We'll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas ... I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, 'I caught that!' I was like, 'Damn, I look good!'"

    On the media frenzy she creates: "I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I'm distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don't know what to do."

    On avoiding fame: "I hate it, like, when these people say, 'Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don't want ...' Seriously, I like their food! I can't go to a restaurant? I know I'm going to get pictures taken. I'm fine with it. And I'm going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: 'Don't go on Robertson!' What, I can't drive down the street?"

    On her pantyless photos: "It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that's what happened. And I didn't even see the picture. I don't look at that shit - that's gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on."

    On sleep troubles: "I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out."

    On her longing for an Oscar: "I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I've done. It's so funny - people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old."

    The girl is clearly delusional. No one goes to the Ivy for food. She does look good, though. Too bad she stole Louis Vuitton clothing from the photo shoot, dooming her chances of representing the French fashion house.

    Posted on August 8, 2007
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    Britney Walks Out On Allure Interview

    Britney has done it again. She walked out on a comeback cover shoot and interview that was supposed to help her make her comeback. She showed up for the cover shoot, but ditched four interview attempts. Linda Wells, the editor of Allure, explained what happened.
    I thought we could present the profile as her comeback," Linda writes in the magazine's opening letter from the editor. "Britney showed up for Allure's cover shoot on time and ready to work. She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup."

    Linda adds that Britney was "agreeable and cooperative," but "that was the last we saw of her ... she missed four appointments for an interview." She goes on to say that "Britney has long lost her role-model status ... Spears still commands our attention, perhaps even more so now than before her life imploded."

    She is featured as a cover piece on "the nature of celebrity 2007."
    This is so pathetic. Clearly, Britney is mentally unstable and needs professional help. But she's over 21 and no one can make her change. What a tragedy.

    Posted on August 6, 2007
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    Elton John Wants the Internets Shut Down

    Elton John is no fan of the Internets. That pesky series of tubes is apparently ruining music; therefore Sir Elton wants it shut down. Yes, that's right. He wants the Interweb to be closed for business.
    Pop legend Sir Elton John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN. Never one to keep his opinions to himself, the Rocket Man has waded into cyberspace with all guns blazing. He claims it is destroying good music, saying: "The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff. Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn't bode well for long-term artistic vision.

    "It's just a means to an end. We're talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that's not going to happen with people blogging on the internet. I mean, get out there - communicate."

    "Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet. Let's get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging. "I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span. There's too much technology available. I'm sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today."

    Multi-millionaire Elton, who turned 60 earlier this year, has admitted in the past that he is a bit behind the times. The Grammy award-winner was once quoted as saying: "I am the biggest technophobe of all time. I don't have a mobile phone or an iPod or anything. I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano." Sales of Elton's last album The Captain & The Kid were disappointing - it barely shifted 100,000 copies. And in the past Sir Elt has opposed illegal downloading of his music from the net.
    Someone should get on this immediately. Because it should be fairly easy to disrupt those tubes. After all, who wants the freedom to compose their own music at home using cool new software and other technology? Not us.

    Posted on August 1, 2007
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    Spice Girls Add More Concert Dates

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    A new promotional photo of the Spice Girls has been released and our beloved Victoria is clearly at the top of her game - and the photo! Everyone but Victoria looks airbrushed to death, but they look fabulous. Well, except for Geri Halliwell: the expression on her face is a bit odd.

    Three million fans have already registered on their website, TheSpiceGirls.com, to be eligible for tickets. So far the group will play Las Vegas, Los Angeles, China, South Africa, German, Spain, London, Canada and another location to be determined by fans voting on the website.

    Posted on July 27, 2007
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    TomKat Gets Down on the Dance Floor

    Photo of Tomkat dancingTom Cruise and Katie Holmes boogied down on the dance floor at the Welcome to L.A. party thrown for David and Victoria Beckham. US Weekly has the scoop -- and the shocking photos.
    Bump 'N' Grind! Break dancing! Butt-slapping! Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their pals had few inhibitions at the July 22 "Welcome to America" party the couple threw for Victoria and David Beckham in L.A.

    As guests like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Eva Longoria and Brooke Shields mingled, Jim Carrey pretended to spank girlfriend Jenny McCarthy as they boogied-and Will Smith rapped and did splits on the dance floor.
    In the new issue of US Weekly, readers will learn that Tom danced along when the DJ played "Old Time Rock & Roll." That's right, Tom reenacted the famous scene from Risky Business, even getting on the floor and kicking his legs in the air. Now that sounds like a party!

    Posted on July 25, 2007
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    Lindsay Lohan Arrested for Second DUI

    Photo of Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning for her second DUI. According to TMZ, she was in her car chasing her second assistant who Lindsay had just fired. The people she was chasing called 911 to report Lindsay's behavior. She was arrested. She had coke in her pocket and was drunk to boot. It's not looking good for Lindsay from a legal standpoint.
    Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan. Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.

    She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI. At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket. A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13.
    Lindsay made bail and is out of jail. Reports say she's now at the Betty Ford Clinic for a serious rehab. Betty Ford is no joke: it's no Promises. It's a lockdown facility. Inmates share a room and don't have any perks, such as spa services. She could face jail time of up to five years, because of all the charges, including the possession charge. We think she's going to be treated pretty harshly because of the scrutiny the Sheriff's department got during the Paris Hilton saga. Perez Hilton is posting continuing updates on Lindsay's sad situation, as is TMZ.

    Update: The Insider is reporting that Lindsay is still in L.A., but hasn't gone to rehab. Perhaps she's hard at work lining up a fun evening. What she really needs is a) serious rehab and b) the best attorneys money can buy.

    Posted on July 24, 2007
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    Tammy Faye Bakker Messner Dies at 65

    Photo of Tammy Faye MessnerTammy Faye Bakker Messner died this past Friday at the age of 65. She was diagnosed with colon cancer in 1996 and seemed to win her battle with cancer. But it came back and spread; she was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2004. Her cancer was inoperable and she lost weight until she weighed only 65 pounds (she was 4' 11"). Her final interview was on Larry King Live last Thursday. In the interview she showed her indomitable spirit and her love for others.
    Joe Spotts, her longtime manager, told The Washington Post last night that she had been cremated and buried in a "remote location."

    He said she wanted to do the interview "because she knew the end was near and wanted to talk to the people and be with the people one more time." She "held on just for that," he said.

    In the interview, she told King that "I talk to God every day. And I say, 'God, my life is in your hands and I trust you with me.' "
    She was really funny on The Surreal Life, in which she lived in a house with Vanilla Ice, Erik Estrada, Ron Jeremy and various other random celebrities. She was especially loved by the gay community, being one of the only evangelical leaders who embraced gays and fought for gay civil rights. She once said that listening to Jerry Falwell talk made her head hurt, although she said she forgave him for hurting her after the PTL scandal. Farewell, Tammy Faye -- you will be missed!

    Posted on July 23, 2007