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Jude Law and the Infidelity Bond

E! reports that the nanny-seducing Jude Law has offered to put up a $9 million infidelity bond to prove to fiancée Sienna Miller that he can ignore temptation the next time it strikes in the form of a buxom domestic assistant.

Pay for Play: Emotional costs aren't even the half of if for Jude Law, as he tries to salvage his relationship with fiancée Sienna Miller after the nasty nanny-noodling interlude. According to the Enquirer, Jude has promised to be true and is putting his money where his mouth is with a $9 million infidelity bond. We're guessing Sienna may not take up this financial offer of honor. After all, even Law's pals have started referring to him as St. Jude--the patron saint of lost causes.

Meanwhile, Sienna has reportedly consulted New York academic Gilda Carle over Jude's affair. She wants to find out why he scored with the nanny hours after she left him. Well, you can pay $300 and hour to hear that he's a cheataholic, or you could just ask your mom, who'll explain the ways of his cheating heart -- for free. Well, with maybe a few "I told you he was no good" comments thrown in for good measure.

Look for Daisy, the Nanny From Hell, on Good Morning America and The Tyra Banks Show in the very near future, where she is expected to read saucy excerpts from her detailed diary.

Posted on August 9, 2005

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