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Britney Spears and the Baby Shower From Hell

It was the Baby Shower From Hell. Britney Spears attended a baby shower given in her honor on a boat. She drank fruit juice and opened baby presents, while sunning in a tiny bikini. Naturally, all the paparazzi went absolutely nuts and were jockeying for position to catch a photo of La Britney, when suddenly a shot rang out. When the dust cleared, one sad paparazzo had been shot in the leg...with a BB Gun. No suspects have been found and forensic evidence has been indeterminate. Who was the Lone BB Gunman? No one knows.

That shower is living on in infamy. The police have launched an intensive investigation as to who shot the BB Gun at the unlucky photographer, but clues have been hard to come by.

Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera -- apparently furious at all the publicity Britney's receiving during her pregnancy -- launched a vicious attack against her former Mouseketeer in Arms:

Christina Aguilera has warned pop rival Britney Spears not to expect a comeback after her baby is born - because she's "let herself go" too much to reclaim her sex symbol status. The Dirrty singer is horrified by the deterioration in Spears' appearance since she announced she's expecting her husband Kevin Federline's child earlier this year. And Aguilera hopes the Toxic star will be content with motherhood, because she doubts she'll ever be a pop star again. She says, "She's let herself go. I can't see a comeback on the cards."

Hey, she's 23, she's pregnant. She has possibly the worst taste in swimwear on the planet, but she's actually in great shape for a mom-to-be. And you just watch how fast she whips that bod into shape post-baby. So there!

Posted on August 10, 2005

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