Tom Cruise Tries To Convert Superman To Scientology

Does TOM CRUISE want the "S" on Superman's chest to stand for SCIENTOLOGY? My Favorite Alien — who just tried to convert ANGELINA JOLIE — targeted new Superman hunk BRANDON ROUTH faster than a speeding bullet! Tom met Routh — who just made the cover of gay mag "Advocate" under the headline "How Gay Is Superman?" — in a back booth at Factor's Famous Deli, where the Interplanetary Lord of Galactic CruiseControl was overheard inviting him to Hollywood's Scientology Center. (Tell-tale signs Superman's gay, according to "Advocate": "His camp hands-on-hips stance"... and "Loves stripping off in phone booths.")