There's been so much breaking Lindsay Lohan news in the last couple of news cycles, that it's been hard for fans to keep up. To summarize:
On his way to jail for assault, Lindsay's dad tells a judge that he heard his daughter had a drug overdose. She denies it. Uh, thanks a lot, dad.
Disney execs removed La Lindsay from all the posters of Herbie: Fully Loaded because they thought the posters looked dated because of the star's new blond locks and very slim physique. Of course, the posters would have matched how she looks in the film (not as thin, with red hair), so that excuse makes no sense whatsoever.
In another diss to its biggest star, Disney played Lindsay's song over the closing credits of the film, instead of during a big race scene. They didn't bother to tell Lindsay about the change, although she worked double shifts during the filming in order to get the album completed. She found out during the premiere and stalked out of the film, furious. And who could blame her?
Lindsay told Access Hollywood "You will never see me in a nude scene. Then there's no mystery for my private life."
Lindsay's uncle, Paul Sullivan, was arrested at his Long Island, New York home this week on suspicion of mail fraud involving funds targeted for post-9/11 small-business relief. Sullivan, who is Lindsay's mom's brother, applied for a $1.5 million load from the U.S. Small Business Administration, and then allegedly did something terrible after that that doesn't make a bit of sense to us.
The Lohan Clan is going to get its own special reporter on Court TV, if they don't settle down.
