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Name the Giant Hexagon Thing Above Saturn![]() Scientists are puzzled by a giant hexagon formation of clouds seen at Saturn's north pole. The formation was first spotted by a telescope over twenty-five years ago, and it's still there. Which is really, really weird. Now the scientists at the TierneyLab have said they will name the formation after the person who sends in the most entertaining explanation of the phenomenon. John Tierney of The New York Times explains: The best theory I've come up with so far, after brushing up on von Daniken's "Chariots of the Gods," is that it's the Hex Nut of the Giants, affixed to the end of a massive bolt that's holding the planet together. I haven't worked out yet how a race of titanic engineers managed to insert the bolt at Saturn's south pole. Nor have I identified the location of their hardware store, but we need to start looking for it right away, because NASA's video shows that it's swirling counterclockwise dangerously near what looks to me like the end of the bolt. If this thing keeps unscrewing ...Oh, please. It's clearly some kind of cloud city where the Saturnians live because their planet is so awful. Don't these scientists watch Star Trek? There had to have been a gazillion episodes where the people messed up their planet and had to move to the clouds, leaving the troglytes below. Although, because no humanoid could survive even a millisecond in that atmosphere the Saturnians probably don't look a thing like us. Maybe they're all shaped like hexagons themselves? Or maybe the hexagon has some special meaning for them...like the six sides represent the six armies that are coming to take over Earth. You know, it's like their Pentagon, but it's a Hexagon. Tags: hexagon-saturn | saturn Posted on March 28, 2007 Permalink| | | Comments (View) | blog comments powered by Disqus |
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