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Lindsay Lohan and the Mystery of the China Teacup

The New York Daily News reports on the strangest Lindsay Lohan hospitilization story yet: La Lohan was taking a shower at Bryan Adams' mansion in London, then after she was fully moisturized, she started drinking a cup of tea and climbing the stairs, and then...well, here's her mother's explanation of why she ultimatley needed 10 stitches in her leg:

"Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," Dina Lohan told Star. "She had just come out of the shower, so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs. ... The teacup went flying, it was shattered and one of the pieces cut Lindsay on her shin."

This story from Dina Lohan raises so many questions that it's hard to know where to start, but we'll dive right in.

1) What in the world was Lindsay Lohan doing at Bryan Adams' mansion in London? News reports show that on the day of the accident he was giving a charity concert in Pakistan, of all places. Was she house-sitting? Did she rent the house? Is she dating Bryan Adams? It's mystifying.

2) Why did Dina feel compelled to tell us that Lindsay had just gotten out of the shower and had put on lotion? Was she worried that the press might report that she failed to moisturize properly? Was it to explain how slippery she was?

3) What kind of murderous china does Bryan Adams have in his house that is so sharp when broken that it cuts open an inches-long gash in one's shin when dropped?

We'd go on, but we're feeling kind of faint now. Perhaps a nice cup of tea would do the trick. We'll be heading upstairs now, wish us luck!

Posted on January 31, 2006

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