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Britney's Crime Against ChoreographyBritney Spears has won an award she didn't want: a new poll ranks her performance at the VMAs as the most embarrassing dance sequence of all time. Spears, whose performance was condemned as "a crime against choreography," topped the UKTV Gold poll after fighting off some tough competition from British comedian Ricky Gervais in The Office and actor Hugh Grant in Love Actually.Hey, at least she didn't do jazz hands. Because that would have been much worse. And we thought Hugh Grant's dance routines in Love Actually were hilarious. You can find an ongoing web poll about Britney's VMA performance here. Posted on September 29, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Tom Cruise Building Emergency Bunker Tom Cruise is building a $10 million bunker underneath his Telluride, Colorado home, in preparation for some kind of apocalypse. Or an alien invasion. We're not really sure. The 'Top Gun' star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion. A source told America's Star magazine: "Tom is planning to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride estate. "It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air-purifying system where up to ten people can survive for years."Star magazine is such a reliable source, so how could this story be anything but true? And anyway, maybe the bunker is really in preparation for global warming. Or it could be a place to hide from his fans. Or, it could just be a really awesome party room. And speaking of bunkers, remember when Dick Cheney's neighbors were so mad at him because of the round the clock construction at the Vice presidential mansion? They were putting in a state of the art underground bunker, just like the one Tom's building. These days, if you don't have a bunker you're just a nobody. Posted on September 28, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati A new report says that women who keep quiet and don't argue back in their marriages die much earlier. Married women who keep silent during marital disputes have a greater chance of dying from heart disease and other conditions than women who speak their minds, new research shows. But the same can't be said of married men who keep disagreements to themselves. They had the same life expectancy during the 10-year study as men who spoke out. The research, which spanned from the mid-1980s to the mid-1990s, was the latest to show that how couples fight affects not only their relationship but their health.Ladies, it's time to speak your mind. Keeping it in can kill you. Posted on September 25, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati How to Get An American Accent The British Invasion is in full swing. Hugh Laurie plays American Dr. Gregory House and Michelle Ryan -- the new Bionic Woman -- is actually British. So, how do all these British actors learn to do an American accent good enough to fool Americans? See the video as one Brit tries to shake the sound of London and pass as a native. Posted on September 24, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Maggie Q (aka Maggie Quigley) and Peta have created an advertisement that features Maggie posing nearly naked will lots of red chili peppers.
A vegetarian for many years, Maggie says that giving meat the boot is one of the most rewarding decisions she has ever made. "I feel better, I have more energy on and off the set, and I have the satisfaction of knowing that I'm doing something to help stop animal suffering." As Maggie knows, factory-farmed animals are confined to dark, filthy warehouses and are deprived of everything that is natural and important to them. They routinely undergo debeaking, tail-docking, and castration-all without any pain relief. In 2006 alone, more than 11 billion cows, pigs, ducks, geese, buffaloes, rabbits, and chickens were slaughtered in China.Maggie is also in an ad with strategically placed lettuce leaves that can be seen here on Peta's Asia-Pacific website. Maggie Q starred recently as a villain named Mai Lihn in Live Free or Die Hard. Posted on September 22, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...Is That Really You? We had already come to terms with the fact that Eve McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on The Brady Bunch, was writing a memoir which would reveal her wicked past which was full of eating disorders, drugs and sleeping around. Well it gets even more naughty. Maureen reveals her lesbian affair with Eve Plum, who played her sister Jan on the show.
Maureen McCormick details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008.Good grief -- Marcia and Jan, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Why in the world did Maureen wait this long to write this book? Girlfriend could have jump started her career years ago with this bombshell. Posted on September 21, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Alicia Silverstone's new PSA for PETA has been banned by Comcast Cable in Houston Texas, saying that the nudity is unacceptable. Or for Pete's sake, this is the most inoffensive bit of nudity we've seen in ages! It's Alicia Silverstone asking people to go vegetarian. What's the big deal, Comcast? Luckily, the more enlightened citizens of Dallas will be able to see the ad. Clearly, they are made of stronger stuff than the terrified Houstonians. You can read more about vegetarianism at Goveg.com. You can see the video here: Posted on September 20, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Justin Talks To Oprah Justin Timberlake sits down with Oprah Winfrey today to have a chat. Here's a preview of what he says about Britney:
Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?Justin is taking the high road -- well, good for him. It's interesting that he says he hasn't talked to her in years. We thought there was an attempt at some kind of collaboration to help her career. We'll be tuning in today to find out, that's for sure. Posted on September 19, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Entertainment Tonight is reporting
that Kevin Federline's life is in danger. Someone hired a hitman to kill him.
Hit Ordered on Kevin Federline?ET doesn't say who ordered the hit, but clearly it's either Britney, a drug dealer, or someone K-Fed owes money to. He does spend an awful lot of time in Las Vegas and loves to gamble. Although Britney probably hates him for trying to take her kids away from her today in court, we think it's more likely it has something to do with K-Fed's gambling, drug use or something else from his unsavory past. He does seem desperate to get more money out of Brit, doesn't he? Why, does he have some pressing debts he needs to pay off? If this is part of famehound attorney Gloria Allred's game plan to get K-fed custody of those two boys, she's sunk to an all-time low -- even for her. Photo: Hitman image from the Hitman 2 video game Posted on September 17, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati More Bad News for The Lonely and Isolated Remember that study that said that depressed people get sick more often and die earlier than happier people? Well, there's another, even more depressing study which says that lonely people get sick more often and die earlier than people who have lots of friends and family to support them. But does the loneliness actually cause genetic changes in people which makes them more susceptible to illness and death? It looks that way. The study does not show which came first - the loneliness or the physical traits. But it does suggest there may be a way to help prevent the deadly effects of loneliness, said Steve Cole, a molecular biologist at the University of California Los Angeles who worked on the study.So, to sum up, if you aren't happy, are lonely and don't have any friends, you will also most likely get sick and die soon from the terrible genetic changes this social isolation causes you. And although the study didn't address it, doesn't it sort of imply that that taking anti-depressants for social anxiety could literally save your life? (Yea, we're talking to you, Tom Cruise.) We're doctors or anything, but the prescription seems clear: Get out and have some fun this weekend or face the consequences! Posted on September 15, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati O.J. Simpson is an Robbery Suspect O.J. Simpson just can't keep out of trouble. He's now a suspect in a Las Vegas robbery, of all things. Simpson said he was conducting a "sting operation" to retrieve sport memorabilia that he owned and which was being illegally sold. The memorabilia guy says O.J. robbed him at gunpoint. Las Vegas police have questioned former football star O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect in an armed robbery at a casino hotel room. Simpson said he went to the room to recover sports memorabilia that belonged to him but denied breaking in, according to The Associated Press. The armed robbery was reported Thursday night at the Palace Station Casino, Las Vegas Metro Police Capt. James Dillon said at a press conference Friday afternoon. He said that the robbery victim said that Simpson was involved but emphasized that no weapons had been recovered and that the investigation was in its infancy. Dillon said Simpson, who was questioned and released, had been cooperating with the investigation.He was conducting his own sting operation? What, he's with the FBI now? And if he really had a gun, he's in big, big trouble. Posted on September 14, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Here is Chris Crocker's impassioned defense of Britney's VMA performance. This is the hottest video on YouTube now -- it's gotten over 2 million views. Chris was interviewed by every major media outlet about his video in which he cries and passionately begs us to "Leave Britney Alone!" And if you must know more about Leave Britney Alone Guy, here's his interview with Salon, in which he discusses his love for Britney, the threats he's getting from homophobes and his feud with Perez Hilton over Perez's unkind coverage of Britney's troubles. Posted on September 12, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The Reasons For Britney's VMA Disaster Page Six has more scoop on all the reasons why Britney's VMA performance went so poorly. On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."Her dancers were asking friends to pray for them that Britney wouldn't ruin their big break??? What a Showgirls moment! But it gets better...or worse, really. After the performance, Britney was seen crying hysterically, and was then photographed getting out of a car sans underpants. What is her problem with undergarments? She was in the car with her brother. All we can say is, ewwwwwwwww. Posted on September 11, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Britney Disappoints At VMAs The VMAs were absolutely painful to watch from beginning to end. We really hated the ADHD Format -- cutting from the insanely-laid out main stage room to the various hotel room parties. The show zigged and zagged and generally nearly gave us vertigo. The clang of the slot machines that pinged and zinged continually like a bad Greek chorus behind some of the commentators were annoying. The whole thing gave us a headache.
Britney's opening was lackluster. It wasn't an absolute bomb, despite what some people are saying. A total bomb is if she had fallen off the stage, passed out or run off the stage in tears. None of that happened. She looked better than she's looked in quite awhile, although perhaps a black diamante bra and panties wasn't the best choice. Her face looked pretty, although that first shot -- a close-up of her hair extensions in the back -- was not flattering. Not nice, MTV crew. Britney looked really nervous and nearly fell twice at the beginning of the routine and we think those stupid stiletto boots were to blame. A close up shot of her right heel seems to show it's nearly broken off, so perhaps she was just trying to get through the routine without falling. The old Britney would have stripped off those boots seductively and continued the number in bare feet. But this wasn't the old Britney, not by a long shot. She wasn't energetic at all and didn't seem to know all the steps to the routine. Her lip synching was off. We hear rumors that this was the not-much-rehearsed B number -- the Criss Angel illusion routine got cut by either MTV or The Palms. Her backup dancers were amazing, by the way. They really gave it their all. The song was good, the choreography was good and the set design worked. But Britney needed another week of 6 hour a day rehearsals to really nail it. US Weekly says Britney knew the performance was a pale imitation of her past ones and that she was "crying badly [backstage]. She's devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up." What was so heartbreaking about the performance is that there were flashes of the old Britney who could really dance and ignite a crowd with her enthusiasm. Dancers are athletes, and Britney isn't in fighting form. Reportedly, she hadn't eaten in three days but went out every night drinking. If so, that's a huge problem. Maybe this will be the wake-up call she needs to get some help and get her career back on track. Because second chances like getting to open the VMAs don't come very often. Oh, yeah. Sarah Silverman is not funny at all: it's time to drop her from awards shows completely. She was a total disaster. Where were the actual jokes? Calling a performer's two little boys "adorable mistakes"? Announcing that Britney at 25 has already accomplished everything she's ever will for the rest of her life? Those aren't jokes, they're just vicious comments. And as for that last number -- where a blond Nelly Furtado did that awful medley with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland -- now that was painful to watch. You can see Britney's performance here. Posted on September 10, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Britney to Launch Comback at MTV Video Awards Yes, it's true. Britney Spears really will open the MTV Video Music Awards tomorrow night. Criss Angel is supposed to help provide some dramatic illusions and the song she'll be performing is "Gimme More." Here's the official release from MTV:
After weeks of mind-blowing media speculation, MTV confirms today that Britney Spears will be opening the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Celebrating her long awaited comeback to her fans, Spears will be performing LIVE her new song "Gimme More" from her highly anticipated new album due on November 13th. The star studded awards show will air live Sunday, September 9th at 9PM Live ET/Tape delayed PT.So MTV is counting on Britney actually showing up and performing. We wish her well and will be tuned in to see what happens. But we're a wee bit nervous that the whole thing will be a disaster. Posted on September 8, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Chinese Couple Wants to Name Their Kid @ A Chinese couple wants to name their new baby "@". A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@," claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday. The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words. "The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means 'love him'," the father explained, according to the deputy chief of the State Language Commission Li Yuming.The Chinese government has to approve all baby names. Can you imagine if the U.S. government had to approve all baby names? The Minister of Baby Names -- what a great position. All day long, you'd just tell people why they aren't allowed to name their kids things that will result in them getting the crap beat out of them in elementary school. Posted on September 6, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Eat a Big Mac, Fight Global Warming The government of Japan offered a half price coupon for a McDonald's Big Mac for consumers who print out the tips to combat global warming and show them to their local McDonald's. The consumers can also show the site's tips on their cellphones and get the half-price burger. The offer has been so popular that the government's website crashed.
The Japanese unit of the US burger giant Tuesday offered a Big Mac for 150 yen (1.3 dollars), about half the normal price, to anyone demonstrating a commitment to preventing climate change. People were asked to check up to 39 boxes on a form they could download from the environment ministry's website, each listing a way of reducing carbon dioxide emissions blamed for global warming.If the U.S. government offered people half price burgers in exchange for pledging to fight global warming, the food police would go into hysterics, claiming that we're all too fat and are not allowed to eat at McDonald's. We like the Japanese promotion -- more power to them. Posted on September 5, 2007 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati |
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