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Enjoy That Caffeine Buzz in the MorningFinally, there's some good news from the food police: coffee is loaded with antioxidants. Reuters reports: Europeans have red wine, Asians have green tea but Americans have their own source of antioxidants -- coffee, researchers reported on Sunday. Americans drink plenty of coffee, which is high in antioxidants, compounds such as vitamins that fight damage to cells and to DNA, the study found.The study listed all these amazing things that coffee does for you, including cutting your risk of getting Type 2 diabetes or liver cancer. But is that enough? Can they just stop there? Of course not. Here comes the whining. But Americans are not eating enough fruits and vegetables, the sources of antioxidants as well as fiber and other nutrients that dietitians, scientists and doctors recommend, said Joe Vinson of the University of Scranton in Pennsylvania.Nag, nag, nag. Gosh! Dang! Shut up, already! Posted on August 30, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Don't Look Down Now here's a new tourist attraction for the adrenaline junkie in you: the Grand Canyon is about to get it's first
glass-bottomed viewing platform.
An American Indian tribe with land along the Grand Canyon is planning to build a glass-bottomed walkway that will jut out 70 feet from the canyon's edge. The horseshoe-shaped skywalk, expected to open in January, is part of the Hualapai Tribe's $40 million effort to turn 1,000 acres of reservation land into a tourist destination that will also feature an Indian village and Western-themed town.Still seeking an insurer? That's so weird...why in the world would any insurer be wary of insuring a glass platform hanging off the side of the Grand Canyon? What could possibly happen? Posted on August 29, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The news from Vienna today is just...odd. Someone stole the wax head of a life-size figure of
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart from the "Next to Mozart" museum.
The wax figure of the composer was on display at "Next to Mozart," a multimedia museum that opened last year. The wax head has an estimated value of euro15,000 (US$18,427), but museum employees told Austria Press Agency that the work was truly unique -- and appealed for its return.What in the world are the thieves going to with a life-sized, wax head of Mozart? One shudders to think. Posted on August 27, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Russell Crowe Settles With Hotel Clerk Russell Crowe has settled the civil suitb brought against him by the hotel clerk he clocked with a phone in June. A statement released by both parties said the Oscar-winning actor and the Mercer Hotel employee, Nestor Estrada, had settled the case but offered few details. "Both sides expressed satisfaction at the resolution," the joint statement said.Crowe has dodged the civil suit, but still has to show up in criminal court on September 14, 2005 to face criminal charges. Will the hotel clerk now refuse to testify? It's really up to prosecutors as to how far they take the case. Posted on August 26, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati USA Today reports that you can all rest a little easier. Bare midriffs for cheerleading costumes will be banned nationwide, starting in 2006. And there won't be as many sexy moves, either.
Some coaches, school administrators and even state lawmakers are concerned that skimpy skirts, revealing tops and MTV-inspired routines are becoming too hot for the crowds in the stands.We know how traumatized some of you have been by being forced to watch those Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders at halftime. But if things keep going the way they are, soon your helpful legislators will save you from having to watch such blatantly suggestive displays. Posted on August 25, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The Jerk-O-Meter is Live The researchers at MIT are at it again: this time, they've developed a Jerk-O-Meter which measures the attentiveness of whoever you're talking to on the phone. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are developing software for cell phones that would analyze speech patterns and voice tones to rate people — on a scale of 0 to 100% — on how engaged they are in a conversation.It would probably be terribly unkind of us to point out that socially adept people don't actually need algorithms to tell them when someone is being a jerk. And besides, we love a good argument. Posted on August 24, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati
Zap2it reports on the MPAA's smackdown on the trailer for the upcoming film, Saw II. The MPAA said "no way" to the trailer, which features severed fingers.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the MPAA announced on Friday (Aug. 19) that its Advertising Administration didn't approve the materials that Lions Gate sent out to a number of web sites. The Advertising Administration, entrusted with reviewing all advertising and publicity materials submitted by producers and distributors for a film rating, would apparently have taken issue with the presence of chopped fingers in the ads.Lions Gate is not really unhappy that its trailer has been nixed by the ratings board. All the publicity has given fans of films featuring lots of severed fingers the heads up that they need to bookmark October 28th to see Saw II. The new poster (seen above) now merely features someone who is in desperate need of a good manicure. Posted on August 23, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The Apprentice Heads to China How do you say "You're Fired!" in Chinese? We're about to find out, because The Donald and his hit show The Apprentice are heading to China. Communist mainland China will soon have its own version of "The Apprentice" — Donald Trump's reality TV tribute to capitalism. Trump will be the executive producer of the Chinese show, which will be hosted by Beijing property mogul Pan Shiyi, the South China Morning Post newspaper reported Sunday.So, Trump will produce but won't actually star in the Chinese version? Now that's disappointing. We want to see Donald navigating the cultural minefield of U.S.-Chinese relations. Let's hope that "Beijing property mogul Pan Shiyi" has some really groovy hair. Posted on August 22, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati
After the ridiculously rigged ending to Dancing With the Stars, John O'Hurley has been granted a do-over. On September 20th John O'Hurley and Kelley Monaco (and their respective dance partners) will face each other in a kind of Sudden Death Overtime of Dance. The results will be aired on September 22nd (both shows are on ABC). But here's the kicker: no judges will vote, only the viewer audience, says People magazine:
General Hospital actress Monaco, 29, and her professional dancing partner beat out O'Hurley (who played catalogue king J. Peterman on Seinfeld) on the hit ballroom dancing competition show on July 6.Oh, please! Like this one won't be rigged, too! Of course that won't keep us from tuning in, of course. Posted on August 19, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati 50 Cent Worried About Nelly's Addiction to Bling
Contact Music reports that uber-hot rapper 50 Cent is worried that Nelly's bling addiction is spiraling out of control. Nelly is well-known for his expensive platinum and diamond jewelry collection. But it appears that Nelly's shopping habits have a bit of a compulsive nature about them.
The Candy Shop star has slammed Nelly as a "fool" for wasting his hard-earned cash on strings of jewels, and insists his entourage should guide him away from diamond emporiums whenever he reaches for his bulging wallet.Wise words from 50 Cent. Posted on August 18, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Gossip Sites Crucial For Human Survival Those of you who feel guilty as you furtively check the Web to see what Philanderer Extraordinaire Jude Law has been up to or to obsessively check to see if Angelina Jolie has adoped yet another child can relax. Gossip is not only important: it's crucial for human society to function. The New York Times reports in an incredibly long article on a group of investigative researchers who have discovered the benefits of gossip. Gossip has long been dismissed by researchers as little more than background noise, blather with no useful function. But some investigators now say that gossip should be central to any study of group interaction.We're performing a crucial societal function here, people. Posted on August 18, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati
And now, what we've all been waiting for: a name for the first ten years of the new Millenium. "It's the era of Diddy," says Sean Combs, who has morphed from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy to his newest incarnation: just plain Diddy. Diddy made the announcement on that bastion of gangsta rap, The Today Show.
As for what brought about the latest change in moniker, the entertainer admitted that his previous name change left his fans uncertain of how to address him.It's certainly better than the symbol that Prince used for a while. Still, we were just getting used to "P".... Posted on August 17, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The New Tinkle-Powered Battery Now that's what we call thinking outside the box. Those crafty Singapore scientists are at it again with the new inventions. They've now developed a paper battery that is powered by urine. Pee. Tinkle. Yes, tinkle sounds much better, so let's go with that. Research investment into developing smaller and cheaper chips to process information in disposable health tests has been significant, but they were still reliant on an external power source. The researchers at Singapore’s Institute of Bioengineering and Nanotechnology (IBN) think they have overcome this problem.Dr. Ki Bang Lee has not explained how this breakthrough discovery in battery power can be used for recharging something like, say, one's cell phone. In fact, the very concept is mind-boggling. Posted on August 16, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Heder Up For Napoleon 2 The Chicago Tribune reports
that Napoleon Dynamite star John Heder might be up for a little more tetherball.
Despite having shot down hopes before for a "Napoleon" sequel, Heder expressed a possible shift in the winds.We hope the rest of the crew is listening and they really make a sequel because that would be flippn' sweet. Posted on August 15, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Paula Abdul Cleared of Dastardly Allegations of Impropriety
Variety reports that Paula Abdul has been absolved of all wrongdoing and will keep
her job as a judge on American Idol.
According to a statement issued by Fox and the producers of the reality hit, an outside law firm has concluded that Corey Clark's claims of a sexual relationship with Abdul "have not been substantiated by any corroborating evidence of witnesses."At last, our long national nightmare is over. Posted on August 15, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Scientists Achieve Breakthrough in Cockroach Wars
Scientists have achieved an amazing breakthrough in the ongoing War on Cockroaches. In a startling new development, scientists announced that they have managed to infiltrate the main base of the enemy. They did this by creating Insbot, a complex robot that fools the cockroaches into
following it by mimicking cockroach behaviors and secreting chemicals that
attract roaches. The cockroaches even followed the Insbot into the light
where humans could easily step on them.
Developed at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Lausanne, Insbot has learned how to mimic cockroaches' behaviour and interact with a colony of the insects. The device was developed to show how artificial systems could interact with animals in future mixed societies, Gilles Caprari and colleagues report in the latest edition of IEEE Robotics and Automation (vol 12, p 58).Cockroaches, considered one of the hardiest creatures on Earth, will now be led to their doom by the devious machinations of our brave scientists on the front lines. We're sure that there is no truth whatsoever to those rumors that the clever cockroaches have secretly reprogrammed the robot to inflitrate our society and destroy us from the inside. After all, there's no need to be paranoid....right? Right? Posted on August 12, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Send in the Clonus
Scott Weinberg at Rotten Tomatoes reports that not only was The Island a box office disaster, it is now the target of a copyright infringement lawsuit. Apparently, The Island has quite a few similarities to a prior film, Parts: The Clonus Horror (somehow we must have missed that one).
Scott Weinberg writes: "Sci-fi geeks have been telling about it for weeks, but the similarities between Michael Bay's The Island and Robert Fiveson's Parts: The Clonus Horror are about to be aired in a federal court ... barring a quick settlement, of course.An excellent point. Which leads us to ponder star Scarlet Johansson's response to an interviewer's question about the moral implications of growing a clone of oneself. The ever-practical Scarlett replied: "She could definitely go to the gym and the supermarket, fold the laundry and prance around in clothes, so I could see beforehand how I'd look in things." Posted on August 11, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Britney Spears and the Baby Shower From Hell It was the Baby Shower From Hell. Britney
Spears attended a baby shower given in her honor on a boat. She drank fruit juice and opened baby presents, while sunning in a tiny bikini. Naturally, all the paparazzi went absolutely nuts and were jockeying for position to catch a photo of La Britney, when suddenly a shot rang out. When the dust cleared, one sad paparazzo had been shot in the leg...with a BB Gun. No suspects have been found and forensic evidence has been indeterminate. Who was the Lone BB Gunman? No one knows.
That shower is living on in infamy. The police have launched an intensive investigation as to who shot the BB Gun at the unlucky photographer, but clues have been hard to come by. Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera -- apparently furious at all the publicity Britney's receiving during her pregnancy -- launched a vicious attack against her former Mouseketeer in Arms: Christina Aguilera has warned pop rival Britney Spears not to expect a comeback after her baby is born - because she's "let herself go" too much to reclaim her sex symbol status. The Dirrty singer is horrified by the deterioration in Spears' appearance since she announced she's expecting her husband Kevin Federline's child earlier this year. And Aguilera hopes the Toxic star will be content with motherhood, because she doubts she'll ever be a pop star again. She says, "She's let herself go. I can't see a comeback on the cards."Hey, she's 23, she's pregnant. She has possibly the worst taste in swimwear on the planet, but she's actually in great shape for a mom-to-be. And you just watch how fast she whips that bod into shape post-baby. So there! Posted on August 10, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Jude Law and the Infidelity Bond
E! reports that the nanny-seducing Jude Law has offered to put up a $9 million infidelity bond to prove to fiancée Sienna Miller that he can ignore temptation the next time it strikes in the form of a buxom domestic assistant.
Pay for Play: Emotional costs aren't even the half of if for Jude Law, as he tries to salvage his relationship with fiancée Sienna Miller after the nasty nanny-noodling interlude. According to the Enquirer, Jude has promised to be true and is putting his money where his mouth is with a $9 million infidelity bond. We're guessing Sienna may not take up this financial offer of honor. After all, even Law's pals have started referring to him as St. Jude--the patron saint of lost causes.Meanwhile, Sienna has reportedly consulted New York academic Gilda Carle over Jude's affair. She wants to find out why he scored with the nanny hours after she left him. Well, you can pay $300 and hour to hear that he's a cheataholic, or you could just ask your mom, who'll explain the ways of his cheating heart -- for free. Well, with maybe a few "I told you he was no good" comments thrown in for good measure. Look for Daisy, the Nanny From Hell, on Good Morning America and The Tyra Banks Show in the very near future, where she is expected to read saucy excerpts from her detailed diary. Posted on August 9, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati We Celebrate National Sandwich Month
Apparently, we've managed to go an entire week without realizing that it'sNational Sandwich Month. How we could have let this important holiday pass almost unoticed is beyond us. We do love a good sandwich: and who doesn't? Now that the Atkins diet has officially gone bankrupt, let the carbs run free! I Love Sandwiches is a good place to go to celebrate the love of sandwiches. We'd write more about the somewhat mysterious origins of National Sandwich Month, but we have to go whip up a club sandwich on toasted whole wheat with turkey, provolone, avocado, mayo and tomato.
Posted on August 8, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Gisele Bundchen and the Immaculate House When she's not jetting around the world, attending movie premieres with Leonardo diCaprio or posing for the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, supermodel Gisele Bundchen obsessively engages in her favorite past-time: cleaning. She told Jay Leno that she thinks she might have a problem.
"I'm obsessed. I think I have a disease, actually... I always fire housekeepers. I don't even have one because I always have to clean after them because they always move things out of place and I get really like upset about it. I like everything clean. You can actually eat off the floor of my house, that's how clean my floors are. They're so clean because I clean them myself, so I know."Leonardo diCaprio better not leave his socks on the floor...or there could be trouble. Big Trouble. Posted on August 6, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati GSN Turns Dodgeball Game Into Hit Show
Remember the hilarious film called Dodgeball starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn? Well the GSN cable network has taken the idea from the film and turned Dodgeball into a real sport. Even more surprising is the fact that people are watching GSN's Extreme Dodgeball -- it's the number one show on the network for ages 18 to 34. The teams, which compete for a championship victory prize of $170,000, have ridiculous names like the Chicago Hitmen, New York Bling, L.A. Armed Response and the Philadelphia Benjamins. An Associated Press article has more about the "new" sport.
"Our version of dodgeball has moved away from the fourth-grade game and moved toward the NBA more than anything else," says executive producer Mark Cronin in the newly designed arena at Hollywood Center Studio. "It's an exciting sport to watch and it's an exciting sport to play." Posted on August 5, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati The Real Story of the Dukes of Hazzard
E! reporters have outdone themselves for their incisive interview with the cast of the upcoming film, The Dukes of Hazzard. The brilliant questions. The searing follow-ups. The insightful commentary. This is what investigative journalism is all about.
E!: [The] Daisy Dukes--how do they fit?We smell Pulitzer.... Posted on August 4, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati David Manning Fake Critic Lawsuit Settled A settlement has been finalized in the class action lawsuit against Sony motion pictures. The lawsuit was brought by furious fans who felt they were tricked into seeing the Heath Ledger film A Knight's Tale, because of fake quotes from the nonexistent critic named "David Manning." Manning called Heath Ledger "this year's hottest new star."
A US judge has finalised the settlement of a lawsuit brought by disgruntled movie-goers who accused Hollywood's Sony motion picture studio of using a fake critic to trick them into seeing mediocre films, lawyers have said. Sony Pictures Entertainment agreed to pay USD 1.5 million to resolve the class-action suit filed in 2001 claiming the studio invented a bogus critic to heap praise on its movies, the movie-goers' attorney Norman Blumenthal said yesterday.So, what ever happened to to the brightest new star of the year, Heath Ledger, anyway? Haven't heard a peep out of him. Of course, when your studio has to pay out $1.5 million to grumpy moviegoers because your film sucked so much that they sued over it...well, that is embarassing. We'd hide, too. Posted on August 3, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati Bacall Blasts Dr. Cruise
Lauren Bacall is not in the least bit impressed with Tom Cruise's recent behavior. And she's not shy about her feelings, either. People magazine has the scoop:
Seeing the matter in a different light, the 81-year-old Bacall – a star since the 1940s – says of Cruise in the latest issue of Time magazine: "His whole behavior is so shocking. It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but I think it's kind of a sickness."Ouch. Posted on August 2, 2005 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati She's the Everywhere Girl
TheInquirer.net has been tracking the appearance of Everywhere
Girl since 2004 when she first appeared in advertisements for both Dell
and Gateaway around the same time period. Since then Everywhere Girl
has appeared all over the world in book covers (here
and here), and advertisements for universities,
museums and
banks. Another website tracking Everywhere Girl can be found
here. It looks like
these savvy advertisers are getting her image from
this stock photo website. Where will Everyday Girl appear next?
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