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June, 2006 Archives | Homepage
One Drink and You Miss the ApeA new study on drinking reveals that having just one drink can severely impair your observational skills. New research by the University of Washington may make you think again: Most of the study participants who had had only one cocktail didn't even notice a gorilla walking through the middle of a ballgame. That's right. The UW researchers tested people while they focused intently on a single task — counting the number of basketball passes in a video. Most of them couldn't see much else, such as realize that the clip features a woman in an ape suit who suddenly walks to center screen, beats her chest and exits — a nine-second cameo.The moral of the story is this: those of you who wish to see those naughty gorillas that are planning to crash your local 4th of July celebrations should definitely stick with Coke this weekend. Posted on June 30, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Incredibly unhappy with the fallout from her appalling Matt Lauer interview, Britney Spears decided to do a nude cover shoot for Harper's Bazaar while she's pregnant, just as Demi Moore did. The stylists had planned a Brigitte Bardot-themed shoot, but Britney threw a monkey wrench into their plans by dying her hair black. So the plucky photogs sucked it up and started snapping pix.
Yes, a pregnant, dark-haired Britney Spears has taken her clothes off for the cover of fashion glossy Harper's Bazaar. Photographs from the June 22 shoot for the August issue, on sale July 25, were leaked online and appeared on several celebrity websites. They show Spears, who is expecting her second child, in her full maternal glory. In one photo, she holds her son, Sean Preston, 9 months. The cover is the only official image the magazine is releasing.We just don't know about the whole black hair thing. But it sure looks a lot better than it did during the Matt Lauer Disaster Hour, for which she unwisely eschewed the use of her hair and makeup artists. See how much better one looks with some professional styling assistance? It's amazing, really. Posted on June 29, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Microsoft Bob Makes Worst Tech Products List A hideous Microsoft software package called Microsoft Bob has made PC World's list of the 25 worst tech products of all time. Microsoft Bob was rated as the 7th worst tech product.
No list of the worst of the worst would be complete without Windows' idiot cousin, Bob. Designed as a "social" interface for Windows 3.1, Bob featured a living room filled with clickable objects, and a series of cartoon "helpers" like Chaos the Cat and Scuzz the Rat that walked you through a small suite of applications. Fortunately, Bob was soon buried in the avalanche of hype surrounding Windows 95, though some of the cartoons lived on to annoy users of Microsoft Office and Windows XP (Clippy the animated paper clip, anyone?).We are glad that we never had to deal with Microsoft Bob. Trying to turn off Clippy and other animated Office helpers was annoying enough over years. We will admit that with the more recent versions Clippy properly goes into hiding when ordered. Posted on June 28, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Gwyneth Paltrow and the Ghostbusters Movie star Gwyneth Paltrow has graciously agreed to help out Oasis singer Liam Gallagher with his ghost problem. Oasis singer Liam Gallagher has asked Gwyneth Paltrow for her help - to chase ghosts out of his house. The wild rocker - who shares his London home with fiancée Nicole Appleton and their four-year-old son Gene - is convinced his lavish pad is haunted, after hearing unexplained noises and chilling footsteps.Maybe Gwyneth can start her own service, kind of like a better-dressed version of Ghostbusters. Posted on June 27, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Tom Cruise Tries To Convert Superman To Scientology Mike Walker of The National Enquirer reports that Tom Cruise is trying to convert Superman Returns star Brandon Routh to Scientology. Does TOM CRUISE want the "S" on Superman's chest to stand for SCIENTOLOGY? My Favorite Alien — who just tried to convert ANGELINA JOLIE — targeted new Superman hunk BRANDON ROUTH faster than a speeding bullet! Tom met Routh — who just made the cover of gay mag "Advocate" under the headline "How Gay Is Superman?" — in a back booth at Factor's Famous Deli, where the Interplanetary Lord of Galactic CruiseControl was overheard inviting him to Hollywood's Scientology Center. (Tell-tale signs Superman's gay, according to "Advocate": "His camp hands-on-hips stance"... and "Loves stripping off in phone booths.")Well, we're just not sure about the whole "Is Superman Gay" controversy, but we will say this: Tom Cruise is on a Mission to convert as many stars to Scientology as possible. After Angie and Brad slipped through his hands, he clearly decided to try for an up and coming Hollywood star. Run, Superman, Run! Posted on June 26, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Wired magazine explains why test tube hamburger is coming your way soon. What if the next burger you ate was created in a warm, nutrient-enriched soup swirling within a bioreactor? Edible, lab-grown ground chuck that smells and tastes just like the real thing might take a place next to Quorn at supermarkets in just a few years, thanks to some determined meat researchers. Scientists routinely grow small quantities of muscle cells in petri dishes for experiments, but now for the first time a concentrated effort is under way to mass-produce meat in this manner.We have only two words for this story: Soylent Green. Posted on June 23, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Gummi Bears Pose Security Threat Think that those yummy Gummi Bears are innocent treats? Well, think again. The tiny sugary candies are an absolute menace menace to security systems based on biometrics. They're sugary, adorable, and capable of foiling advanced security systems: A Japanese researcher has found that the gelatin used in Gummi Bears can also be used to make fake fingers that fool biometric fingerprint scanners. The research also found that it's a simple matter to lift a fingerprint from a glass, photograph it, and then imprint it onto a mold to create a duplicate fingerprint. This follows a study last year that found Play-Doh worked equally well. So much for plans by large retailers like Wal-Mart and Costco to let shoppers pay for purchases by scanning their fingers at the register.No doubt they -- along with Play-Doh and who knows what else -- will be banned soon for being a national security threat. Posted on June 22, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Scientists made a really bizarre discovery which was announced today: the Earth is surrounded by super-hot bubbles which appear then pop out of existence. And no, we're not making this one up. The space above you is fizzing with activity as bubbles of superhot gas constantly grow and pop around Earth, scientists announced today. Astronomers found the activity up where Earth's magnetic field meets a constant stream of particles flowing out from the Sun. While space is commonly called a vacuum, in fact there is gas everywhere, albeit not as dense as the air you breathe.Popping bubbles that are 10,000,000 degrees Celsius? So the Earth is surrounded by boiling, popping bubbles of gas? This is just getting too freaky. Posted on June 20, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Norway's Doomsday Vault Norway has announced that it is building a Doomsday Vault deep in a frozen mountainside on an secluded Arctic island. The Vault will house seeds to repopulate the world with food in case of global catastrophe. ...Norway's ambitious project is on its way to becoming reality Monday when construction begins on the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, designed to house as many as 3 million of the world's crop seeds. Prime ministers of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland were to attend the cornerstone ceremony on Monday morning near the town of Longyearbyen in Norway's remote Svalbard Islands, roughly 620 miles from the North Pole.The Vault will cost $4.8 million to build. There are already 1,400 seed banks all over the world to be used in case crops are wiped out. But none of those seed banks is as secure as the one the Norwegians are building. Any country can deposit seeds in the new vault; the Global Crop Diversity Trust is coordinating and helping to pay for the deposits for developing countries, which is really a pretty cool thing. Posted on June 19, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Basketball great Shaquille O'Neal has been immortalized by Ty: he now has a Beanie Baby in his likeness.
The ShaqBear is available online at www.ty.com/Shaq for $6.00.
The official press release elaborates on this exciting launch:
ShaqBear(TM) is a 10" medium brown Beanie Baby(R) bear, wearing a white jersey and shorts, with red and yellow trim. The jersey front is embroidered with "SHAQ" and the Dunkman logo; the jersey back reads "O'NEAL" and has the number 32, all in red lettering. ShaqBear(TM) also wears Dunkman athletic shoes with the name "SHAQ" on the tongue. ShaqBear(TM) has 3 different hang tags; each tag variation has its own poem, Shaq Fact, and an inspirational message for children from Shaquille O'Neal.You're just a nobody until they've created a Beanie Baby in your likeness. Posted on June 17, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Tom Cruise Named Most Powerful Celebrity Forbes magazine has named Tom Cruise as the most powerful celebrity in its annual list of the 100 most powerful Hollywood players. Couch-jumping, cradle-robbing Tom Cruise soared to the No. 1 spot in Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 Power List. The "M:i: III" star trounced last year's Forbes topper Oprah Winfrey, who fell to third place. The celeb roster, which hits newsstands today, ranks big shots based on the size of their paychecks and the amount of attention they get.So Tom Cruise is the most powerful celeb, eh? Then why can't he get little Suri a $5 million photo deal? Because we'd really like to see a picture of the little tyke. Posted on June 16, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Stephen Hawking: Humans Must Colonize Space Or Risk Extinction Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking says that the future of the human race depends on our going out into space. The survival of the human race depends on its ability to find new homes elsewhere in the universe because there's an increasing risk that a disaster will destroy the Earth, world-renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said Tuesday. Humans could have a permanent base on the moon in 20 years and a colony on Mars in the next 40 years, the British scientist told a news conference.When someone as brilliant as Stephen Hawking says we need to go into space, we believe him. Too bad that NASA's funding has been cut so deeply that we'd be lucky to get a bottle rocket safely off the ground any time soon. Posted on June 14, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | It's A Tattoo Nation Apparently, we're a Tattoo Nation. A recent survey shows that 36% of Americans aged 18 to 29 have at least one tattoo. The study, scheduled to appear Monday on the Web site of the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology, provides perhaps the most in-depth look at tattoos since their popularity exploded in the early 1990s. The results suggest that 24 percent of Americans between 18 and 50 are tattooed; that's almost one in four. Two surveys from 2003 suggested just 15 percent to 16 percent of U.S. adults had a tattoo.Just think, in about 30 years or so a majority of seniors will be wrinkly, sagging and covered in tattoos. We can't wait. Posted on June 13, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | NSA Eyes MySpace.com Users The NSA (National Security Agency or No Such Agency, depending on who you talk to) is now keeping a watchful eye on social networking sites such as MySpace.com. Russell Shaw at ZDNet explains how the program is helping the agency create a full dossier on just about everyone. New Scientist magazine reveals that the National Security Agency is funding research into how to add information from social networking site MySpace listings to profiles of individuals garnered from banking, retail and property records. As detailed in a footnote to a paper entitled Semantic Analytics on Social Networks, data from online social networks and other databases can be combined to uncover facts about people. The footnote said the work was part-funded by an organization known as ARDA, which stands for Advanced Research Development Activity.Since it appears unlikely that anyone is going to put a stop to this unconscionable data mining of the lives of innocent Americans, you might want to watch what you post on MySpace.com: it's all going into a database somewhere. But you already knew that, right? Posted on June 12, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | The Toughest Guard Cat In New Jersey Now this is what we call a true watch-cat. A black bear wandered into the back yard of a New Jersey family, but was chased up a tree by the family's orange tabby cat. The unwelcome intruder was forced up a tree - twice - by the family pet, a tabby cat called Jack. The terrified bear was only able to make its escape when owner Donna Dickey called the hissing cat into the house. Ms Dickey said Jack liked to keep a close watch on his territory and often chased away small animals, but one of this size was a first.Jack: he's 15lbs of sheer intimidation. Posted on June 10, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | The Littlest Dinosaurs German scientists have discovered a species of dinosaurs that was really tiny compared to their gigantic cousins.
When you think dinosaurs, you think big. But German scientists say they've discovered a species that evolved into a dwarf, ending up only about one-third the size of its closest known relatives. The fossils were of a four-legged plant-eater that was no lap dog: It measured about 20 feet from its snout to the tip of its long tail and it weighed about a ton. But next to its close evolutionary cousin Camarasaurus, a well-known beast that stretched some 59 feet long, this guy was a runt.We agree, Europasaurus is pretty neat. Posted on June 8, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Hello Sues Over Shiloh Nouvel Pics What a mess. Hello magazine now says it will sue all websites that ran the leaked first pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby. The photo "has been obtained totally illegally," said the magazine's features editor, Juliette Herd. Jolie and Pitt sold the photos through picture agency Getty, with all proceeds going to charity. Both Hello! and Getty say they will seek damages from any internet sites which reproduce the picture.Oh please. The photo of the cover appeared on Hello's own website and was immediately picked up by celebrity gossip sites all over the Internet. It had to have been someone at Hello -- they don't seem to be claiming that someone hacked them. Hello (which most people in the U.S. haven't even heard of) has gotten an amazing amount of publicity over this. It's People magazine who really got the short end of the stick here -- they're out $4.1. But they still have some more photos to run that people haven't seen yet, so all is not lost. This is what happens when there is a bidding war for a photo of a newborn. It's ridiculous, really. Gwyneth Paltrow did it right: she just walked into the park and let all the paparazzi take pictures of baby Moses, thereby devaluing the photos. Sure the Jolie-Pitt baby photo money is supposedly going to charity, but what does it say about our culture when people are in hysterics over what a newborn child looks like? Nothing good, that's for sure. Posted on June 7, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | The Great Shiloh Nouvel Photo Controversy Gawker.com is holding firm and refusing to pull from its site the cover of Hello magazine which shows Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and new daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. Apparently, Hello leaked the cover on its website early this morning whereupon Gawker, PerezHilton.com and several other websites immediately republishied the photos. As you might recall, People magazine bid $4.1 million for U.S. rights to the photos and in Hello! paid $3.5 million for the U.K. rights. Because People is owned by Time Warner, Warner's attorneys threatened everyone who posted the pictures and everyone took them down, except Gawker. They're hanging tough and as of this afternoon, they are still online with a working server. But we'll see if Time Warner accosts a federal judge during the middle of cocktail hour and convinces him to sign a TRO. Will Gawker cave? Are those really baby Shiloh's natural lips? Is Shiloh really wearing a skull t-shirt? Why does Brad Pitt have a gold wedding band on the third finger of his right hand? Stay tuned... Posted on June 6, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Google, Microsoft And the Spreadsheet Google and Microsoft announced that they have teamed up to make entering spreadsheets a web-based application. Google Inc. is going back to the future by reinventing the spreadsheet as a Web-based application, seeking a simpler on-ramp for consumers to input data into databases, the company said on Monday.It's so easy. You just enter all your personal medical, tax and financial information into an Excel spreadsheet and upload it to the Web. What could possibly go wrong? Posted on June 5, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | The Pasadena Chalk Festival The 2006 Pasadena Chalk Festival, the world's largest street painting festival, is approaching. This year's festival will be held on June 17-18 in Paseo, Colorado. At the festival hundreds of artists will use 25,000 sticks of pastel chalk to draw murals on a stretch of pavement that covers two city blocks. The photograph on the right is one of the murals that was created at last year's festival, which was called the Absolut Chalk Festival. You can see several more photographs on the Pasadena Chalk Festival's website. There are also some great pictures here on Flickr. The festival is a free-of-charge public art event. Last year they had over 70,000 visitors.
Posted on June 3, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | Mariah's Carey's $1 Billion Legs Mariah Carey has insured her legs for $1 billion.
Reports indicate that songstress Mariah Carey, who has seen her career revive with the success of her latest album "The Emancipation of Mimi," has insured her famous legs for over $1 billion. The singer has signed up to front Gillette's Legs Of A Goddess campaign, according to the Daily Mirror.We hope she doesn't cut herself shaving with her Gillette razor -- that could be very expensive. Posted on June 1, 2006 Permalink | Digg this | Blogs linking to this post: Google | Technorati | |
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