"Clouds are for dreamers, and their contemplation benefits the soul," www.cloudappreciationsociety.com says on its homepage. Yahoo!, the search engine, nominated the Cloud Appreciation Society site after finding that at one point last year it was receiving seven million visits a month. It takes a poetic, aesthetic view of clouds rather than a meteorological one, and quotes John Ruskin on the sky: "Sometimes gentle, sometimes capricious, sometimes awful, never the same for two moments together; almost human in its passions, almost spiritual in its tenderness, almost divine in its infinity."

The society’s manifesto says it was "founded on the belief that clouds are unjustly maligned and that life would be immeasurably poorer without them". Gavin Pretor-Pinney founded the society last January and runs it from his home in West London. He has 1,800 paid-up members in 26 countries; for a joining fee of only £1.70 they receive a lapel badge and a certificate to frame and hang on the wall.

"It all started when I gave a talk at a literary festival about clouds, and thought it would be a good idea to start a cloud society. A few months later I put up the website to get an international audience, because it was the cheapest and easiest way of doing things, and it has grown from that." Mr Pretor-Pinney, 37, co-founder of The Idler magazine, yesterday explained his enthusiasm for another form of idling. "I loved to look at clouds when I was young, and like all children saw pictures, shapes and faces in them. It seemed to me a pity that you lose that sense of wonder when you grow up." He regards clouds as nature’s poetry and is writing a book about them. "It’s hard to match their variety and drama, particularly in Britain where we have a constantly changing cloudscape. Too many people think that perfect weather is a cloudless blue sky, but good weather and cloudy weather are not necessarily in opposition to each other."

Among the clouds on the site is Morning Glory, a meteorological phenomenon 600 miles long that rolls in from the sea to the coast of Queensland at certain times of the year. Glider pilots like to fly on top of it as though surfing a wave.The clouds of the month section includes a stunning halo caused by ice crystals in cirrostratus, waterspout funnels touching down from cumulonimbus, streaks of rain or ice tumbling from clouds but never reaching the ground, blood-red altostratus at sunset and puffy little cumulus on a summer day.

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Hasselhoff is Hooked on a Feeling

For those of you who have been feeling down over the news that David Hasselhoff's marriage appears headed for divorce, here's a little something to cheer you up: a video of the man himself singing "Hooked on a Feeling."

We know it's the most awe-inspiring, happening video you've ever seen. Thank god The Superficial decided to re-post the link -- sadly, we had missed it the first time.

Posted on January 27, 2006
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Meter Pops in D.C.

These Meter Pops placed in D.C. by artist Mark Jenkins are quite a sight. One man was curious enough to want to touch one of the Meter Pops. We wonder how long it was before law enforcement finally came by and removed them. You can see more street installations by Jenkins on his website and blog. One of the comments on the Wooster Collective blog says the Meter Pops were inspired by a Belgian comic book.

Posted on January 25, 2006
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Google, Subpoenas and Silly Putty

When they're not fighting off burdensome, privacy-invading, intrusive government subpeonas, the folks at Google spend their time investigating the myriad of uses for 250 lbs of Silly Putty.

Not long ago, I walked by the desk of software engineer JJ Furman, and saw that he had made an interesting addition to his desk: a large blob of Silly Putty, about the size of a grapefruit. Intrigued, I asked how he'd gotten so much of the stuff. The answer? A bulk order directly from the manufacturer! Of course.

I knew then that I wanted some, and it dawned on me that I probably wasn't the only one. So I set out to place a really, really big bulk order. An email went out to cohorts. Their orders came in. Three weeks later, I had an eighth of a ton of Silly Putty delivered to my desk.

Naturally, we were all curious to see what 250 pounds of Silly Putty would look like, so before distributing the stuff, we put it all in a single pile to see. Huge mistake. The problem was that once together, Silly Putty doesn't like to come apart, and none of us had any idea of how to deal with this effect. We tried everything: very strong people (didn't work), scissors (stabbing worked, slicing didn't), 28-gauge steel wire (broke), 22-gauge steel wire (broke), 16-gauge steel wire (too thick), and twisting and breaking (worked well for "smaller" pieces -- under five pounds, that is.)

Two hours later, with the help of more than a dozen enthusiastic Googlers, everyone was finally able to walk away with a giant piece of Silly Putty. And then what? Some people are giving it for holiday gifts. Others are using it to exercise their arms, play basketball (rebounds are tough), and of course, imprint entire newspaper pages. Any regrets? Absolutely not.

We say: respond to the subpoena by mailing the government one ton of Silly Putty.

Posted on January 24, 2006
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The Deposition of Paris Hilton

TMZ tracked down a copy of the transcript of the deposition of Paris Hilton, and it's a doozy. Hilton is being sued for defaming Zeta Graff. Ms. Graff claims that Hilton placed libelous stories about her in the gossip column Page Six. So, opposing counsel got the joy of firing questions at Paris. It's unclear whether her answers caused anyone any joy, though.

In her deposition, Paris is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Paris replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas." Paris was also asked if she was aware that the article had been republished in various newspapers. Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked, "Were there U.K. publications?" Hilton responded: "No... there is stuff in London." Paris' lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Paris' retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever."

Paris swore she never saw a republication of the article: "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

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At one point she blurted out: "I'm so hungry."

Here are some more delightful excerpts from the deposition transcript:

Paris on friendship:

"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

Paris on women who stalk women:

"I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

Paris on e-mail:

"Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

That's so....Zen. We kind of feel the same way about blogging.

Posted on January 23, 2006
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Tom Cruise's Fabulous Gift to Katie

Tom Cruise really outdid himself when buying his fiancee Katie Holmes a 27th birthday present. What could it be, you're asking. A diamond ring? A yacht? A new house? Nope, it's much better than that: he gave her a matched set of DVDs of every movie he's ever been in.

The War of the Worlds star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career. A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

What did he inscribe up the DVD cover of his naughty film starring ex-wife Nicole Kidman, Eyes Wide Shut? We can only imagine.

Posted on January 20, 2006
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Scientists Create Glow in the Dark Pigs

Those fun-loving Taiwanese scientists are at it again: they've created glow in the dark pigs.

They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the world which are green through and through. The pigs are transgenic, created by adding genetic material from jellyfish into a normal pig embryo. The researchers hope the pigs will boost the island's stem cell research, as well as helping with the study of human disease.

The scientists, from National Taiwan University's Department of Animal Science and Technology, say that although the pigs glow, they are otherwise no different from any others. Taiwan is not claiming a world first. Others have bred partially fluorescent pigs before; but the researchers insist the three pigs they have produced are better.

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To create them, DNA from jellyfish was added to about 265 pig embryos which were implanted in eight different sows. Four of the female pigs became pregnant and three male piglets were born three months ago.

In daylight, the researchers say the pigs' eyes, teeth and trotters look green. Their skin has a greenish tinge. In the dark, shine a blue light on them and they glow torch-light bright. The scientists will use the transgenic pigs to study human disease. Because the pig's genetic material encodes a protein that shows up as green, it is easy to spot. So if, for instance, some of its stem cells are injected into another animal, scientists can track how they develop without the need for a biopsy or invasive test.

You know that it's just a matter of time before one of these scientists goes all Jeckyll and Hyde on us and injects himself with the jellyfish DNA.

Posted on January 19, 2006
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William Shatner's Kidney Stone Brings $25,000 at Auction

People magazine reports that William Shatner auctioned off his kidney stone to benefit Habitat for Humanity. A fan paid $25,000 for the stone, which presumably Shatner saved after passing it for just such an occasion.

The sale of the 74-year-old Shatner's kidney stone was organized by the online casino site GoldenPalace.com, the Associated Press reports. "This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?" said Shatner. GoldenPalace.com CEO Richard Rowe called the actor's contribution "a bold new addition to our fleet." "This would be the first Habitat for Humanity house built out of stone," joked Darren Julien, president of Los Angeles-based Julien's Auctions, which handled the sale.

Shatner reportedly passed the stone last fall. It was so big, he said, that "you'd want to wear it on your finger." He added, "If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond."

But what is the fan going to do with William Shatner's kidney stone? Perhaps it's best not to know.

Posted on January 18, 2006
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The Brain Spa Head Massager

Here's a nice new product to relieve some of that stress: the Brain Spa Head Massager from Gadget Universe. Here's the ad copy:

This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe your problems away. It’s like thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp. Simply place our Brain Spa Head Massager on your head and feel the tension miraculously leave your body. Suitable for any age, this massager stimulates blood circulation and helps to relieve stress. Use it at your desk at work. You can use it on your morning commute in traffic. Use it while relaxing at home in front of the TV after a long day. Its rechargeable battery makes it totally portable and easy to use anytime and anywhere. It’s like a Spa for your brain and your soul.

Oh, please. We watch Alias. This is exactly the kind of thing that Sloane would give you for your birthday -- then every time you used it, your brain would be sucked dry of all valuable intel. (Hat tip to Gadgetizer.)

Posted on January 17, 2006
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iTunes and Privacy Issues

The BBC reports on the iTunes controversy: bloggers discovered that a feature on iTunes was tracking user information without disclosing the info to users.

The row arose following the update to the iTunes software released by Apple on 10 January. The new version includes a MiniStore feature that recommends tracks to buy similar to those a user is listening to. MiniStore looks for similar tracks when a user clicks on a tune in a playlist. It even makes recommendations about songs that were not bought via the hugely popular online music store. iTunes sends data about the song selected in your library to the iTunes Music Store to provide relevant recommendations. When the MiniStore is hidden, this data is not sent to the iTunes Music Store.

Soon after the update was released, blogger Marc Garrett wrote a journal entry about MiniStore and the data it passes back to Apple. Further work by other bloggers such as Kirk McElhearn found that the data being sent back to Apple to make the recommendations included artist, title, genre as well as unique identifiers for a computer and iTunes account.

Privacy advocates complained that Apple had not done enough to warn people about the information that was being collected, nor what was being done with the collected data. By contrast Apple does mention in the licence agreement for iTunes that it contacts the Gracenote music database to work out which album is being played via the program. "Apple should be clear about its information gathering practices," wrote Mr Garrett on his blog.

Apple said in response to a request for comment: "Apple does not save or store any information used to create recommendations for the MiniStore". On its support website, the company has posted and updated information about how to turn the MiniStore feature off. Information on the page has been updated since the row about iTunes blew up. "iTunes sends data about the song selected in your library to the iTunes Music Store to provide relevant recommendations," says the entry on its support website. "When the MiniStore is hidden, this data is not sent to the iTunes Music Store." Digital detective work by bloggers has confirmed that no data is passed to Apple when MiniStore is turned off.

The bottom line is that every service that recommends personalized products to you is tracking your preferences. We have no problem with that so long as everything is disclosed to the customer: otherwise, Amazon.com would have trouble recommending cool new books and CDs to us. But the problem arises when the company does something else with the information it has collected: like sell it to a third party. And that we do have a problem with.

Posted on January 16, 2006
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The Great Mac and Cheese Debate

As we were perusing The New York Times last week, we ran across an investigative, in-depth article about how to make the best homemade macaroni and cheese. There's a war on and Sam Alito's confirmation hearings are going on, but hey -- why not spend those journalistic resources on something really important, right?

Anyway, we read the article which struck us as really odd. The author argues vehemently against using a white sauce as the base of macaroni and cheese and instead advocates using cheese and noodles -- and that's about it. That sounded like a great way to get a lot of lumpy cheese and some macaroni with a really tough, leathery top. But we let it pass.

But apparently, we weren't the only ones to notice the great Macaroni and Cheese Debate that the Times started. Sara Dickerman over at Slate also saw that recipe and was surprised to find that the recipe for Crusty Macaroni and Cheese remained one of the most-emailed stories at the Times for the past nine days. That's a lot of people reading about how to make really awful macaroni and cheese.

[S]omething about the recipe looked off to me. It accompanied an article in which Julia Moskin, whose food reporting I greatly admire, detailed her search for the ideal macaroni and cheese: "Nothing more than tender elbows of pasta suspended in pure molten cheddar, with a chewy, golden-brown crust of cheese on top." A noble goal, certainly. (Kraft was probably trying to evoke something similar when it renamed the dish "cheese and macaroni" in the 1980s.) But Moskin's recipe has odd proportions: a whopping 24 ounces of cheese to a pound of pasta, with just a drizzling of milk to moisten the casserole.

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I tried both of the recipes that accompanied Moskin's article. Neither "Crusty Macaroni and Cheese" nor "Creamy Macaroni and Cheese" (the less popular companion recipe) requires white sauce.

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"Crusty" is no exaggeration; the two cups of cheese used to top the casserole shrink-wrapped itself around the uppermost elbows. Eaten piping hot it was a little chewy and a little crispy; after the dish had cooled just a hair, the top layer had firmed to a leathery shield. The noodles below sweated fat, which collected unappealingly at the bottom of my earthenware dish. On my first attempt, I took the high road and used the all-cheddar option presented in the recipe. Bits of cheese clung clumpily to the elbows. Cheese that's not processed—and especially cheddar—needs help to achieve an ideal state of ooziness. And without the moderation of something creamy—ricotta, crème fraiche, or I think, ideally, white sauce—that much cooked cheddar loses some nuance and tastes a bit caustic. When, on the second go-round, I used a mixture of American cheese and cheddar, the texture was smoother, but the dish tasted unpleasantly unctuous: more fatty than cheesy.

So while I share Moskin's pro-cheese stance, I remain unconvinced that cheese can stand alone, with only a modicum of milk at its side. For my casseroles, I'll stick with my not-so-noxious paste of flour-thickened milk. With a scratch of nutmeg and a little cayenne, not to mention all that cheese, it's pretty yummy, really.

If that's not enough to wean you off the kind in the box, well then we can't help you.

Posted on January 14, 2006
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The Mystery of the USC Cheerleader and the Inappropriate Cheer

The UCLA fan message board has been discussing this photo of a USC cheerleader showing inappropriate enthusiasm when UT (the opposing team) scored during the Rose Bowl. So what was she thinking? Did she not realize that it was the other team that scored? Was she a mole placed by the UT cheerleaders to destroy the USC cheerleaders' morale? So far, the mystery remains unsolved.

The look on the other cheerleaders' faces is priceless. (Hat tip to Deadspin).

Posted on January 13, 2006
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Lindsay Lohan Backtracks on Vanity Fair Confessions

Lindsay Lohan is now denying that she used drugs and that she's bulimic.

Lindsay has now hit back, saying she didn't discuss her alleged bulimia with the magazine. In a statement released to America's Teen People magazine, Lindsay said: "The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm appalled with the way it was done.

"Aside from (the writer's) lies and changing of my words, I am blessed to have this job and wonderful family that I do." Backing her client, Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, said the 19-year-old does not suffer from the eating disorder and never has done.

But in response, a statement from Vanity Fair reads: "Evgenia Peretz is one of our most reliable reporters. "Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."

After issuing the drug denial, this week Lindsay and new pal Kate Moss "joined forces at Scores strip club early yesterday morning to put on a steamy pole-dance show for 400 slack-jawed male patrons," according to Page Six. The report also notes that Lindsay and Kate made numerous trips to the restroom during the evening. We wonder why.

Posted on January 12, 2006
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Britney Spears Named Worst Dressed

Britney Spears has been named the Worst Dressed Celebrity by Mr. Blackwell. And as usual, he didn't mince any words, either, saying that Ms. Spears' clothing makes her look like an "over-the-hill Lolita".

"When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow — she looks like an over-the-hill Lolita," Blackwell said. Spears beat bohemian teen tycoon Mary-Kate Olsen, whose clothes Blackwell called "bag lady rags" and "depressingly decayed". Other offenders on the fashion flop list included Eva Langoria, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Renee Zellweger.

Blackwell said Hilton "still looks like yesterday's cheesecake … with a side of kitsch." Lohan was "drowning in grown-up groaners," he said, while Zellweger looked like "a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick." He called singer Simpson "a cut-rate Rapunzel -- slingin' hash in a Vegas diner". "2005 turned out to be a particularly bad year for couture chaos, wardrobe wrecks and stylistic sleaze," Blackwell said.

At least she was at the top of the list, right?

Posted on January 11, 2006
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The Star Jones Blogging Drama

Newly svelte Star Jones has launched a blog in connection with her new book tour and it's been a really bumpy ride so far. First she posted really strict rules for posting comments. Then the posters went wild and posted horrible, tastless quotes and photos (surprise, surprise). Then, she stopped blogging. Then she started back up. Just Jared has been following it all very closely. Here's a snippet:

Thursday, January 5, 8:47:26 PM EST

Star Jones launches her official blog, introduces the word hateration to her blog and lays the smackdown in her very first blog entry with "Star's Rules" --

RULE #1 :: Since you know who I am but I don't know who you are, I insist that you play fair. I don't do insults, mean-spirited comments or undue nastiness. If that's your thing...do it somewhere else. I will debate and discuss an issue with you but anything that falls under the category of pure hateration will just be deleted from my blog.

RULE #2 :: Please remember not to post on my blog in all caps; it's equivalent to screaming at someone. I'm new at this, but even I know that...so act like you know.

RULE #3 :: Try to keep track of the conversation. No reason to repeat what's already been said.

RULE #4 :: Don't use foul language; that will get you nowhere. If you're upset about something, please keep it clean. Otherwise your post will be deleted and I certainly won't respond.

Friday, January 6, ~10PM ::

Bloggers (specifically LiveJournal community OhNoTheyDidn't in "The Post," which has since been deleted) take notice of Star Jones' blog and post literally hundreds of comments and pictures. Star Jones (or her blog minions) takes immediate action, deleting 'hateration'-filled comments and banning users like excitabledude23 (this was one of the nicer comments left for Star) --

After reading Just Jared's summary and BloggersBlog's entry on the fiasco, we then decided to head on over to Star's personal website where we encountered this Mission Statement at the top of the homepage: "I am the author of the only dictionary that defines me." After reading that we just gave up.

Posted on January 10, 2006
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Pink Marries Corey Hart

Pop star Pink married motocross racer and The Surreal Life star Carey Hart in Costa Rica on Saturday, according to People magazine.

More than 100 guests (including Lisa Marie Presley) attended the non-denominational ceremony, which was held on the beach during sunset at the Four Seasons resort and performed by a local officiant. "We just love the beach, so we knew we wanted it to be at the beach," Pink tells PEOPLE.

Adds Hart, "We wanted it very fun and non-traditional. We're spiritual, but we're not religious. It was about being with our closest friends and family and having a very fun and loose party."

The bride (real name: Alecia Moore), 26, and Hart, 30, met at the 2001 X Games and broke up for a time in 2003, but the split was well behind them last June, when the singer defied convention and popped the question to her beau as he sped around the track during a competition in Mammoth Lakes, Calif.

The medium for her message: She held up a sign that read, "Will You Marry Me?" On his following lap, the songstress wrote, "I'm serious!" It was an effective means. Hart scrapped the race and drove off the track to say yes. "I knew within the first few weeks after meeting her that I wanted to be with her for the rest of my life," Hart tells PEOPLE.

She's lucky he didn't crash his bike with a proposal like that. It's just so charming and romantic.

Posted on January 9, 2006
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Nick, Say it Isn't So!

People magazine horrifies everyone by reporting on a really bizarre interview Nick Lachey gave to Elle magazine.

Nick Lachey reveals in an interview that he used to put on Jessica Simpson's shoes and walk around in them – "It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into," he tells Elle magazine.

Other revelations from Lachey, 32, in the interview include him owning up to "typically (being) an overly sensitive person, I lay my heart out there too often." For instance, he tells Elle, "I've never been shy about crying. Sometimes we're so scared of our emotions that we rob ourselves."

Among his emotional admissions: He still thinks his ex is the sexiest woman he's ever seen. He's also a proponent of candid conversation. "I haven't even realized my full dirty talk potential," he claims.

This is just way too much information about the secrets of Nick and Jessica's (now defunct) marriage. But it also raises some crucial questions: 1) What size shoes does Jessica Simpson wear that Nick could fit into them? 2) Who in their right mind would find Nick Lachey prancing around in women's shoes to be sexy? and 3) Was Nick on mind-altering substances during the Elle interview or did some sly French journalistic temptress somehow trick him into saying those things? We won't rest until we know.

Posted on January 6, 2006
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Lindsay Comes Clean to Vanity Fair

Lindsay Lohan tells all in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. She admits to bulimia, trying drugs and having problems because of her family situation and her breakup with Wilmer Valderrama.

Vanity Fair's Evgenia Peretz spent several days with Lindsay and learned about the actress' publicized shrinking act. "When she got out of the hospital after shooting Herbie, she had lost 15 pounds," Peretz told us. "She liked how she looked and she continued to lose weight and part of that included some bulimic episodes."

Lindsay admitted she was making herself sick. "I think there's a lot of pressure, especially when you lose a lot of weight and then people are telling you that you look great, you're like 'What? Did I look fat before?'" Lindsay said. As it turns out, it was a trip to Saturday Night Live that turned Lindsay — and her health — around. In May 2005, Lindsay hosted SNL and even poked fun at her out of control lifestyle — but after the show, it was no laughing matter. "I had people sit me down and say 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself,'" Lindsay revealed.

It was SNL executive producer Lorne Michaels, along with Tiny Fey (who worked with Lindsay on the 2004 comedy Mean Girls), who sat the teen star down for a candid conversation. "I just started bawling," Lindsay told Vanity Fair. "I knew I had a problem and I couldn't admit it." Just last year in W magazine, Lindsay said she was confronted by a doctor who asked the star "Are you anorexic? Are you making yourself throw up? Are drugs involved?" "Are you saying this because you've read it in magazines, because I don't," Lindsay responded to the doctor.

But now, she is admitting to some drug use in the new Vanity Fair article. "She did admit that she has done drugs, but when we really got into talking about specifics she became extremely rattled about it and it is obviously a very touchy subject for her," Peretz told Access. Most likely because of the problem Lindsay claims her father had with cocaine. "It's kind of a sore subject," Lindsay said. "I've lost a family member over it, practically."

On Monday night, Lindsay was admitted to Miami's Mount Sinai Medical Center with a severe asthma attack. She has suffered from asthma since she was 2 years old. We hope Lindsay gets better soon and stays away from a) nose candy and b) Wilmer Valderrama. She can do better.

Posted on January 5, 2006
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She's Not With the Band

People magaizne informs us that Mischa Barton is no groupie: in fact, she appears to be bored to tears when forced to endure a set by Cisco Adler and his band Whitestarr.

One could never mistake Mischa Barton for a groupie. When her boyfriend, Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler, played the Roxy in L.A., she spent the time chatting with friends, playing with her Sidekick and barely watching the show. "Every time Cisco would look over at her, she was not even paying attention," says an observer. "It was hard to tell if she was just trying to play it cool or if she was bored out of her skull." The O.C. star did give her beau one sign of acknowledgement, however. When Adler gave her a shout-out from the stage, saying, "Hey baby doll," she responded with a sheepish wave.

If you haven't already been forced to see the incredibly disturbing pictures of Cisco Adler, then by all means don't click here. Run, Mischa, run!

Posted on January 4, 2006
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Mariah Carey's Eating Habits

Cindy Adams of The New York Post examines the backstage eating habits of superstar Mariah Carey. What she discovers is quite puzzling:

Superhot again Mariah Carey's concert contracts specify she be provided with Cristal champagne and flutes, Simple Peche sparkling wine, complete Celestial Seasonings tea setup, Wet & Dry handywipes, Dove liquid soap, Famous Amos Fatfree bars, S&W stuffed olives, Newman's Own popcorn, Tostitos mild salsa, lemon Ricola drops, Borden's evaporated milk, Drake's coffee cake, Dijon mustard (with the evaporated milk and coffee cake???), Coca-Cola Classic, lite low lean whole wheat bread. So what's she want under her tree? Tums?

That has got to be the strangest collection of food and drink we've seen in awhile. But there could be an explanation. The tea, wipes, fatfreebars, Ricola drops, and lite bread all make sense for a singer who is watching her weight and her voice. The popcorn, salsa, coffee cake, and Coke Classic are for her bodyguards. That works. But what in the world is the Dijon mustard for? It's driving us crazy.

Posted on January 3, 2006
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